:09:02
Please, do not take the hair dryers
from the hotel bathrooms.
:09:07
l want Christina here with me.
Get a bit of a buzz going.
:09:10
Would you kindly check us in,
please, Louis?
:09:12
- Pleasure, treasure.
- Thank you. That's it, my love.
:09:14
Now you just stand there with me and
let them all have a nice look at you.
:09:18
You see those three jokers?
Kilburn Kutters.
:09:22
Brothers.
:09:24
Jasmine's married to Robert.
She s a nightmare.
:09:27
Great model, mind.
Chris, what have you been using, eh?
:09:32
l don't know. Just some stuff
l found in the cupboard.
:09:33
Are you take--
Are you having me on?
:09:36
l m sorry.
Mum uses it.
:09:38
Well, you're not with your mum
in Minneapolis now, are you?
:09:42
You're with me.
:09:43
There s something you've
gotta realize pretty fast, darling.
:09:45
- The competition has started.
- Dad.
:09:47
l haven't see you in ages.
l'm on vacation.
:09:50
You asked me to model,
l didn t ask you.
:09:53
No, the whole town's full up.
:09:55
But my dear, dear girl, this
reservation was made months ago.
:09:58
There's nowt down in book.
:10:01
l don't care about the bloody book.
l just want our rooms, okay?
:10:04
We don't have any.
We're full up.
:10:08
Room key, Mr. TJ?
:10:11
Ah, the Randolph Suite.
:10:14
He's nicked our rooms.
That bastard's nicked our rooms.
:10:18
He's a bitter old bastard,
basically.
:10:21
And he's past it.
:10:23
No, no, he is.
I don't care what folks say.
:10:27
So he's got some trophies,
won a few things.
:10:29
They go back to the bloody lce Age
them do, mate.
:10:32
Back to when the bloody Yeti. . .
:10:33
were wandering High Street
looking for a shampoo and set.
:10:38
Whole new world now, mate.
:10:42
More like sculpture
is modern styling.
:10:45
Tell you,
if Henry Moore were born now,
:10:47
he wouldn't piss around
with marble and statues and stuff,
:10:50
he'd be an hairdresser.
:10:53
Who were you talking to?
:10:58
- Mr. Barry Birt.
- Ah.