Blow Dry

Please, do not take the hair dryers
from the hotel bathrooms.

l want Christina here with me.
Get a bit of a buzz going.

Would you kindly check us in,
please, Louis?

- Pleasure, treasure.
- Thank you. That's it, my love.

Now you just stand there with me and
let them all have a nice look at you.

You see those three jokers?
Kilburn Kutters.

Jasmine's married to Robert.
She s a nightmare.

Great model, mind.
Chris, what have you been using, eh?

l don't know. Just some stuff
l found in the cupboard.

Are you take--
Are you having me on?

l m sorry.
Mum uses it.

Well, you're not with your mum
in Minneapolis now, are you?

You're with me.
There s something you've
gotta realize pretty fast, darling.

- The competition has started.
- Dad.

l haven't see you in ages.
l'm on vacation.

You asked me to model,
l didn t ask you.

No, the whole town's full up.
But my dear, dear girl, this
reservation was made months ago.

There's nowt down in book.
l don't care about the bloody book.
l just want our rooms, okay?

We don't have any.
We're full up.

Room key, Mr. TJ?
Ah, the Randolph Suite.
He's nicked our rooms.
That bastard's nicked our rooms.

He's a bitter old bastard,

And he's past it.
No, no, he is.
I don't care what folks say.

So he's got some trophies,
won a few things.

They go back to the bloody lce Age
them do, mate.

Back to when the bloody Yeti. . .
were wandering High Street
looking for a shampoo and set.

Whole new world now, mate.
More like sculpture
is modern styling.

Tell you,
if Henry Moore were born now,

he wouldn't piss around
with marble and statues and stuff,

he'd be an hairdresser.
Who were you talking to?
- Mr. Barry Birt.
- Ah.