Corky Romano

Now, first chance I get...
I am going to send you
straight to hell, you got that?

Hello, sir.
what the hell is going on here?

Sir. Ahem.
It wasn't me. It was the gun.
It was all funky.
What the hell
are you talking about?

Sir, I think what Agent Pissant
is trying to say...

is that the perp's gun
was a fake.

And he's right. Look.
Pissant, you're a cowboy...
but you've got to keep the team
up to speed.

We're not used
to an agent...

with that kind of passion
and attention to detail.

I will do my best, sir.
Sir, hostages are safe
and accounted for.

This clown is not
the Night Vulture.

- Should I take him in?
- No, no, no. Let Pissant do it.

It's his baby.
- Poodles and Pussies.
- Florence, hi.

- How's Cousin Tony working out?
- Just fine.

In fact, profits are up 150%/% .
What do you want?
Can you help Jojo?
I think he's sick.

Yeah, sure, kid.
I'll fix him right up for you.

See, kid? Jojo's all fixed up.
He just needed a new liver.
- How much?
- What do you got?

Well, keep up
the good work, OK?

I'll be back lickety-split.
Bye, now.

This will be love
I've had
The time of my life
And I've never felt
this way before

This, I swear
Is the truth