:55:01
Don't be ridiculous. Of course
you know how to read.
:55:04
I see you with magazines
all the time...
:55:06
Penthouse, Swank, Hustler.
:55:12
Oh, shit.
:55:16
You remember that time I got
arrested at Tony Roma's...
:55:19
for exposing myself
in the ladies' room?
:55:21
I thought it was
the men's room!
:55:24
And what about the time Uncle
Leo sent me to the store...
:55:27
for a carton of marlboros,
and I come back with a...
:55:29
with a carton of tampons?
:55:32
Feminine products!
:55:34
You thought it was funny,
right?
:55:36
I was upstairs in my room
crying.
:55:41
Don't stare at me like
I'm some kind of a freak...
:55:43
because I'll tell you
all something else.
:55:44
He's a homo.
:55:51
No, I'm not, Pops.
:55:54
Huh... I'm not...
I love boobies.
:55:56
Oh, bullshit! You got
a collection of mesh tank tops.
:55:59
You got a poster
of Matthew Perry.
:56:02
You got Divas Live on DVD...
:56:04
for Christ's sakes.
You are one big faggot.
:56:06
At least I can read the labels,
you illiterate mook!
:56:09
Take it back, you fruit loop.
:56:10
You want me to learn you
how to spell "dead man"?
:56:12
How 'bout some of this, then?
:56:14
- How 'bout this, eh?
- Stop it! Just stop it.
:56:19
"Ooh, help me, I'm gay."
"Ooh, I can't read."
:56:23
I don't care
how gay you are...
:56:24
and I don't care
how stupid you are.
:56:26
Get over it! OK?
:56:39
- I can't read.
- I'm a fag.
:56:42
All right. Shh.
:56:47
All right,
everybody out of the room.
:56:49
I need to speak
to my father...
:56:52
alone.
:56:53
- Really, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, too.
:56:58
Corky! Look at you!