1:01:00
Hey, I wouldn't wanna be up here
if she started shakin', eh?
1:01:04
[ Chuckling ]
1:01:06
I've seen enough.
You done?
1:01:08
Oh, yeah.
No point in hangin' round.
1:01:16
This quake-safe?
1:01:18
No worries.
1:01:35
Oh, mate, I need a drink
after all those 1, 286 stairs.
1:01:41
No worries, mate.
1:02:03
Didn't work.
1:02:05
Well, you gotta wait. There's hundreds
of cars going through...
1:02:09
and just us two trying to cross.
1:02:13
Yeah?
Now there's 20 of us, eh?
1:02:15
Yeah, but you can't do that.
It's illegal.
1:02:18
Well, I don't see any cops.
1:02:21
Yeah, but they have cameras
at all these intersections, see?
1:02:24
Ifyou do anything wrong, they take
your picture and send you a fine.
1:02:30
Yeah, but I ain't wearing
a number plate around my neck,
1:02:32
so how the hell are they
gonna know who I am, huh?
1:02:38
When you landed here,
you showed 'em your passport, right?
1:02:42
- Yeah.
- Got your picture in it, dopey.
1:02:45
Oh, yeah, right.
1:02:48
I wonder
how much they fine you.
1:02:50
It all depends on how many times
you push the button.
1:02:56
- This looks like us.
- Great. Texas bar. We're in.