Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
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1:02:03
Didn't work.
1:02:05
Well, you gotta wait. There's hundreds
of cars going through...

1:02:09
and just us two trying to cross.
1:02:13
Yeah?
Now there's 20 of us, eh?

1:02:15
Yeah, but you can't do that.
It's illegal.

1:02:18
Well, I don't see any cops.
1:02:21
Yeah, but they have cameras
at all these intersections, see?

1:02:24
Ifyou do anything wrong, they take
your picture and send you a fine.

1:02:30
Yeah, but I ain't wearing
a number plate around my neck,

1:02:32
so how the hell are they
gonna know who I am, huh?

1:02:38
When you landed here,
you showed 'em your passport, right?

1:02:42
- Yeah.
- Got your picture in it, dopey.

1:02:45
Oh, yeah, right.
1:02:48
I wonder
how much they fine you.

1:02:50
It all depends on how many times
you push the button.

1:02:56
- This looks like us.
- Great. Texas bar. We're in.

1:03:01
This could be a bit offun.
1:03:03
These American cowboys
like a good barroom brawl.

1:03:06
- ## [Disco ]
- Howdy, boys. Step on in.

1:03:09
Howdy, ma'am.
1:03:13
- Ma'am.
- Howdy, cowboys.

1:03:19
# lt's raining men
Hallelujah #

1:03:23
Stone the bloody crows!
1:03:26
That must've been
one of those poofter bars.

1:03:29
Yup. Only I believe
the correct term is "gay homosexual. "

1:03:34
That's what they call
their shirtlifters over here.

1:03:36
The only woman there was
the cowgirl at the door.

1:03:42
## [ Rap ]
1:03:46
Give it up, punk,
or I'll blow you away.

1:03:48
- ## [Rap Continues]
- Uh, hang on. I can't hearyou.

1:03:53
## [Stops]
1:03:54
- That's better. Now how can I help you?
- Smart-ass cowboy, huh?

1:03:58
- Hand me overyour money, man!
- They ain't cowboys.


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