:58:00
Shakeya ass, but watch yaself
Shakeya ass
:58:04
- What's up, G ?
:58:07
Don't make me leave here
with my foot in your-- Be cool
:58:10
Welcome home, G.
:58:13
What are you doing ?
:58:16
Backin' that ass up.
:58:18
- Full grown German shepherd
- How about you and me knock boots ?
:58:22
Down
Y'all can't catch me
:58:24
It's just, you know, I've noticed
lately you've been into the whole...
:58:29
-Jet magazine thing and--
- Listen.
:58:31
- I want a divorce.
- Is it because I tried to jack you ?
:58:36
No, no, no. It's got nothing
to do with you trying to jack me.
:58:40
The truth is...
there's somebody else.
:58:44
Oh. Ya got another ho.
:58:47
Look, just divorce me.
:58:51
You can have whatever you want.
I don't want it.
:58:54
- Word ?
- Word.
:58:57
You know, you're
a great person inside.
:59:00
And you need to get in touch
with the person inside.
:59:05
And until you do that,
you need to stay... inside.
:59:10
So take care, all right ?
:59:14
He's lost his mind.
:59:17
- Your next act, ladies and gentlemen.
:59:19
He loves comedy so much,
he bought the whole damn club.
:59:23
Please put your hands together
for Charles Wellington Ill.
:59:26
- You all right ?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
:59:28
- You ready ?
- I'm ready.
:59:29
- How you feel ?
- I feel good.
:59:31
Great, 'cause they're here--
The judges from the Apollo.
:59:33
Charles Wellington,
ladies and gentlemen.
:59:40
How're you doin' ?
All right.
:59:42
When I was a kid,
we were so poor...
:59:46
that the roaches
was on welfare.
:59:50
Poor, my ass.
:59:52
-Get off the stage, you fake Bill Gates.
:59:58
Yeah, we was real poor.