:59:00
And you need to get in touch
with the person inside.
:59:05
And until you do that,
you need to stay... inside.
:59:10
So take care, all right ?
:59:14
He's lost his mind.
:59:17
- Your next act, ladies and gentlemen.
:59:19
He loves comedy so much,
he bought the whole damn club.
:59:23
Please put your hands together
for Charles Wellington Ill.
:59:26
- You all right ?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
:59:28
- You ready ?
- I'm ready.
:59:29
- How you feel ?
- I feel good.
:59:31
Great, 'cause they're here--
The judges from the Apollo.
:59:33
Charles Wellington,
ladies and gentlemen.
:59:40
How're you doin' ?
All right.
:59:42
When I was a kid,
we were so poor...
:59:46
that the roaches
was on welfare.
:59:50
Poor, my ass.
:59:52
-Get off the stage, you fake Bill Gates.
:59:58
Yeah, we was real poor.
1:00:01
We were so poor...
1:00:03
that the rats had bald spots.
1:00:06
Crap. Cripitty-crap-crap.
1:00:08
I'm supposed to sit here and listen to
this crap just because you own the club?
1:00:12
Rich son of a bitch.
1:00:13
- Oooh !
- That's comedy. That's comedy.
1:00:16
Drinks for everybody.
That, my friend, is comedy.
1:00:18
- Allright ?
1:00:22
Shut up before I crush you
with my wallet.
1:00:24
- Ooh !
1:00:26
Bothering me on the job.
Do I come to your job and bother you ?
1:00:30
Do I kick the squeegee
out your hand ? No.
1:00:33
I leave it right there.
Let you get all the cars all day long.
1:00:38
- I didn't always have money.
1:00:41
No, no, no.
When I was a kid, we really was poor.
1:00:47
My dad was the cheapest man on Earth.
My father's so cheap...
1:00:50
that when we went to bed,
he'd unplug the clocks.
1:00:56
"You can't tell time
when you asleep."