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l always tell women this:
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''lf you want it to be over, lick my nipples. ''
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l like my nipple to be nibbled on
and bit and pulled. l like a little pain.
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l like it too. Very little.
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But they get out of control
and you don't say, ''That hurts. ''
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-But they are.
-l sort oflike it.
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Because l'm black,
you say l got to do a B and E?
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No, no, but....
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l pulled your record
before l came over here, too.
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l know what you used to do.
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And l still do.
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-You been with a big woman?
-l have.
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How was that?
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lt was fine.
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But l will say this, they're not jolly.
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-They can be cranky.
-Feed them.
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-Now, you like big women?
-l love big women.
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lf you want to feel the heat,
you got to have the meat.
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Yeah, baby.
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A big woman good
in the summer and winter.
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Good for shade in summer
and good for warmth in winter.
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You're not masturbating enough.
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-l masturbate two, three times a day.
-Do you?
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l like to do it at the tanning salon.
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-Cause, you are in there--
-At the tanning salon.
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You probably aren't in there.
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But you got to be careful,
because when you're doing it...
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...you can't wear the goggles,
you got to watch the door.
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So you can go blind masturbating actually,
like the old saying.
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Every night, same routine. l get a towel...
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...half damp. On one side, warm water.
Half dry on the other.
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Astroglide. Lesbian porn.
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Second only to nature.
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No dicks allowed, number 67 or 69.
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l don't get in trouble.
Clean up, everything's nice.
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Although you can get that
on the remote control.
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When you do a number two,
do you use a handy wipe?
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l wipe, then l take a lot of toilet paper
and dip it in water....
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-ln the bowl?
-ln a clean bowl.
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-That's what l do.
-And then l wipe my ass.
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We're too old to have shit stains
in our drawers.
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Can't be cool
when you got a big-ass shit stain.
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l've not peed the bed since l quit drinking.
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l won a chugging contest before l quit.
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And l not only peed the bed, l shit the bed.
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l was in college. l woke and thought:
''What did my roommate do?''