Fausto 5.0
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:19:06
I don't know him.
He's a patient.

:19:18
My brother-in-law
went to a specialist and asked:

:19:22
"Doctor, how long have
I get left to live?"

:19:26
And you know what
the guy told him?

:19:29
"That depends.
When will you pay my bill?"

:19:38
Why must we wash?
:19:40
Do butchers wash?
:19:42
Who says they haven't jerked off
before cutting up a sirloin steak?

:19:48
Although they're butchers...
:19:52
they jerk off, don't they?
:19:53
What do you say, Fausto?
:19:57
"Sagittarius, Capricorn?"
:20:00
"No, son, what I said was Cancer."
:20:03
Cancer, cancer."
:20:06
You don't need to be a butcher
to know if they jerk off.

:20:10
She's Daisy, my assistant.
:20:14
I've heard that before.
:20:16
Me too, and I saw it.
:20:19
The Frenchman, for example,
at the Provincial.

:20:20
Before each operation.
:20:22
- Really?
- I swear.

:20:25
And if he operated 3 times,
3 times.

:20:31
They call the doctor
"the gardener".

:20:33
- You know why?
- No.

:20:36
Because he works with plants.
:20:40
Terminal cases.
:20:42
When we don't know
what to do with someone...

:20:44
we send them to him
to see what he invents.

:20:47
You've all ordered mushrooms.
:20:49
You don't understand him.
:20:51
What he'd like is to see
all his patients alive.

:20:56
Who wouldn't?
:20:58
We should close the greenhouse.

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