Freddy Got Fingered
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:25:01
I saved the day.
:25:05
I saved the day.
:25:10
My pretty baby girl.
:25:13
- Don't ever come back. Ever.
- I saved the day.

:25:16
- You did not save the day.
- What's going on, Gord?

:25:18
I saved the day. Don't touch
my shoulder, OK? I saved the day.

:25:22
Seems like they got
a problem with heroes around here.

:25:25
I saved the day, Betty.
:25:27
- I'll call you tonight.
- OK.

:25:38
Hey! Come on in. Just got four in a row.
:25:41
- What?
- Creamers. Four creamer flips in a row.

:25:44
- Come watch.
- Oh, cool.

:25:48
Whoo! I got another one.
:25:51
- No way. Are those actually rockets?
- Uh-huh.

:25:54
- I'm designing a rocket-powered wheelchair.
- Really?

:25:58
- That's incredible. Does it work?
- No.

:26:00
No, I haven't been able
to quite figure it out yet.

:26:03
Don't you feel like a stupid dummy?
:26:06
- Excuse me?
- You tried to make it work, but it doesn't.

:26:10
- It must make you feel like a stupid dummy.
- No.

:26:14
I didn't expect to master the intricacies
of rocketry on my first attempt. It's a process.

:26:19
- You sort of learn from your mistakes.
- Hm. Never thought of it like that.

:26:24
Besides, they don't let me
work on it at the hospital.

:26:28
They don't think handicapped people
should go fast, but it's bullshit...

:26:31
...cos I like going fast and I like rockets...
:26:34
...because they're hot...
and hard... and long.

:26:43
Actually, I thought we could
kinda go to a movie or something.

:26:48
Uh, hi.
:26:50
How are you?
:26:52
Be a lot better if you'd spank my legs
with this bamboo.

:26:56
Um...
:26:58
What?

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