Freddy Got Fingered
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:26:00
No, I haven't been able
to quite figure it out yet.

:26:03
Don't you feel like a stupid dummy?
:26:06
- Excuse me?
- You tried to make it work, but it doesn't.

:26:10
- It must make you feel like a stupid dummy.
- No.

:26:14
I didn't expect to master the intricacies
of rocketry on my first attempt. It's a process.

:26:19
- You sort of learn from your mistakes.
- Hm. Never thought of it like that.

:26:24
Besides, they don't let me
work on it at the hospital.

:26:28
They don't think handicapped people
should go fast, but it's bullshit...

:26:31
...cos I like going fast and I like rockets...
:26:34
...because they're hot...
and hard... and long.

:26:43
Actually, I thought we could
kinda go to a movie or something.

:26:48
Uh, hi.
:26:50
How are you?
:26:52
Be a lot better if you'd spank my legs
with this bamboo.

:26:56
Um...
:26:58
What?
:27:00
Just whack it against my shins
as hard as you can, OK?

:27:03
Uh... I guess.
:27:05
Um...
:27:09
How's that?
:27:11
Come on, Gordie.
You can do better than that.

:27:13
What are you, a little puss?
:27:15
- A puss? A pussy?
- Come on.

:27:18
- Come on, pussy. You can do better.
- Pussy? I don't know...

:27:22
- How's that?
- Come on, pussy, pussy!

:27:25
Don't be shy, little pussy.
:27:27
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
:27:30
Oh, come on, I wanna see them bleed!
:27:40
Oh, yeah! I felt a tingle!
:27:44
Oh, don't stop! Oh, yeah!
:27:47
Oh! Oh!
:27:48
You wanna get another tingle?
:27:50
Ow! Gord, what the fuck?
:27:54
Not my face! It's not my face
that's paralyzed, you fuck!


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