Freddy Got Fingered
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:30:00
I'm all grown up and I'm out on my own
and I'm earning a good living.

:30:04
- Is it gonna be a busy day at the bank today?
- Well, I sure hope so.

:30:10
Is that, um...?
:30:12
Your big brother. He couldn't handle the
complexities of making a cheese sandwich...

:30:16
...so now he's back home with us.
- Wow.

:30:19
Jeez, is that idiot still in the shower?
Shit, how much water is he gonna use?

:30:23
Yeah, how much is he gonna use? All of it?
:30:25
He should save some for the fish. Huh, Pop?
:30:40
Gord!
:30:43
I'll fix him.
:30:45
How's the water? Cold enough for ya?
:30:57
Dammit. Don't tell me you're so stupid, you
can't tell the difference between hot and cold.

:31:02
- What the fuck is going on?
- I'm underwater. Look, I found a treasure.

:31:06
- A treasure? That's soap on a rope.
- Sh. I'm pretending it's a treasure.

:31:11
Get out of my goddamn scuba gear,
you imbecile.

:31:16
Oh, no, the treasure!
It went into that underwater cave.

:31:20
Get out of that toilet!
:31:22
Get out of that toilet!
:31:25
Father, you saved me
from the giant barracuda.

:31:28
But, look, I salvaged the treasure.
We can live like kings.

:31:32
- We can live like kings!
- Forget that fucking soap.

:31:35
Clean up this mess and get your ass
out that door looking for a job, you retard.

:31:44
He's driving me insane.
:31:47
No. No, you're driving him insane.
:31:50
You're older than me
and you still live at home.

:31:53
I have a job, you know. I pay my own way.
:31:55
- You work in a bank. Should I be dazzled?
- Well, at least I don't live at home.

:31:59
No, you live in a tiny shithole
and you come here to eat for free.


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