Freddy Got Fingered
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:31:02
- What the fuck is going on?
- I'm underwater. Look, I found a treasure.

:31:06
- A treasure? That's soap on a rope.
- Sh. I'm pretending it's a treasure.

:31:11
Get out of my goddamn scuba gear,
you imbecile.

:31:16
Oh, no, the treasure!
It went into that underwater cave.

:31:20
Get out of that toilet!
:31:22
Get out of that toilet!
:31:25
Father, you saved me
from the giant barracuda.

:31:28
But, look, I salvaged the treasure.
We can live like kings.

:31:32
- We can live like kings!
- Forget that fucking soap.

:31:35
Clean up this mess and get your ass
out that door looking for a job, you retard.

:31:44
He's driving me insane.
:31:47
No. No, you're driving him insane.
:31:50
You're older than me
and you still live at home.

:31:53
I have a job, you know. I pay my own way.
:31:55
- You work in a bank. Should I be dazzled?
- Well, at least I don't live at home.

:31:59
No, you live in a tiny shithole
and you come here to eat for free.

:32:03
Whatever. Listen, I'm off to work now, OK?
:32:06
Me and Dad have jobs.
We're doing something with our lives.

:32:09
It's time for you to grow up.
Good luck with that job hunt, OK?

:32:12
All right. Let's cross our fingers.
OK, Freddy?

:32:15
Let's cross our fingers
and hope I get a job. I'm serious.

:32:18
Just cross your fingers.
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All right! Fingers crossed.
:32:22
I hope I get a jobbie, Freddy.
I got my fingers crossed.

:32:26
- I hope I get a job. I got my fingers crossed.
- Goodbye, Gord.

:32:29
I got my fingers crossed.
:32:32
Crossed. Crossed. Cro...
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...ssed.
:32:40
(# "Personality Crisis"
by The New York Dolls)

:32:45
# Wha!
:32:48
# Whoo!
:32:49
# Yeah, yeah, yeah
:32:51
# No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
:32:56
# All about that personality crisis
:32:59
# You got it while it was hot

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