Freddy Got Fingered
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# But now frustration and heartache
is what you got

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Paid for his damn college.
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Sits at home all day, whacking off.
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Better have a damn job.
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Proud...
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My ass!
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Hey!
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# I'm the backwards man,
the backwards man, the backwards man

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# I can walk backwards fast as you can
I can walk backwards fast as you can

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- # I'm the backwards man...
- What the hell is that?

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# I'm the backwards man, the backwards man
Backward man, the backward man

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# The backward man, the backward man
Backward man, the backward man

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# I can walk backwards fast as you can
I can walk backwards fast as you can...

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- Gord!
- Dad!

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What in God's name are you doing,
you stupid little man? Wait...

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Did you get a job?
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Yeah.
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I got a job and I wanted to surprise you.
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Hey, you bullshitting me, boy?
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No, I got a job working nights
at a computer company.

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I was borrowing one of your suits till I could
get enough money to buy one of my own.

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Are you kidding? You can keep that suit.
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Oh, Gord, I knew you had it in ya.
You're just a late bloomer, that's all.

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Yeah, I just bloomed late.
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Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks
or something? For supplies.

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For, like, pens or Liquid Paper
or a Trapper Keeper...

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...or one of those little compasses
that you put the pencil in...

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...and you can make a circle,
a perfect circle.

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Hey, worker, take a hundred.
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Golly, Gord. I knew if I kept yelling at ya,
pounding you over the head with it...

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...you'd come around.
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Golly, Dad. You were right all along.
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Oh! Come on. Come on. Come on.
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No, no, no!
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Just keep dancing, celebrate!
Hell, man, this is a great day.


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