Freddy Got Fingered
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I got a job and I wanted to surprise you.
:34:04
Hey, you bullshitting me, boy?
:34:06
No, I got a job working nights
at a computer company.

:34:10
I was borrowing one of your suits till I could
get enough money to buy one of my own.

:34:14
Are you kidding? You can keep that suit.
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Oh, Gord, I knew you had it in ya.
You're just a late bloomer, that's all.

:34:21
Yeah, I just bloomed late.
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Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks
or something? For supplies.

:34:25
For, like, pens or Liquid Paper
or a Trapper Keeper...

:34:29
...or one of those little compasses
that you put the pencil in...

:34:33
...and you can make a circle,
a perfect circle.

:34:35
Hey, worker, take a hundred.
:34:38
Golly, Gord. I knew if I kept yelling at ya,
pounding you over the head with it...

:34:43
...you'd come around.
:34:46
Golly, Dad. You were right all along.
:34:48
Oh! Come on. Come on. Come on.
:34:51
No, no, no!
:34:53
Just keep dancing, celebrate!
Hell, man, this is a great day.

:35:00
# I'm the backwards man,
the backwards man...

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Oh! Oh, Gord. Oh, you're amazing!
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- Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
- I'm doing it good.

:35:12
Agh! Agh!
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Aaaaagh!
:35:20
- Am I doing it wrong?
- Oh, no!

:35:23
Oh, that was incredible.
Time for your blow job, Gordie.

:35:27
Oh, not right now, Betty.
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- Oh, Gordie, come on.
- I thought we could have a nice evening.

:35:32
- Don't you want me to suck it?
- No, no, no.

:35:34
- Betty, let go. Betty, just let go.
- No, no.

:35:37
- What, Gordie? Come on!
- Betty! Betty! Betty! Betty, come on.

:35:41
- Betty, stop it.
- What?

:35:43
Stop it!
:35:46
Why are you yelling?
:35:48
It's crazy. This is the second date we haven't
gone out on yet, and if you do this again...

:35:53
...you'll have sucked 200% more times
than we've gone out on dates.

:35:57
And I just think if we went out on at least
one date and you didn't do any sucking...


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