Freddy Got Fingered
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# I'm the backwards man,
the backwards man...

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Oh! Oh, Gord. Oh, you're amazing!
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- Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
- I'm doing it good.

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Agh! Agh!
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Aaaaagh!
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- Am I doing it wrong?
- Oh, no!

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Oh, that was incredible.
Time for your blow job, Gordie.

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Oh, not right now, Betty.
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- Oh, Gordie, come on.
- I thought we could have a nice evening.

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- Don't you want me to suck it?
- No, no, no.

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- Betty, let go. Betty, just let go.
- No, no.

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- What, Gordie? Come on!
- Betty! Betty! Betty! Betty, come on.

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- Betty, stop it.
- What?

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Stop it!
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Why are you yelling?
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It's crazy. This is the second date we haven't
gone out on yet, and if you do this again...

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...you'll have sucked 200% more times
than we've gone out on dates.

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And I just think if we went out on at least
one date and you didn't do any sucking...

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...that'd make the whole sucking-to-date
ratio far more balanced, you know?

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Yeah. OK. Let's go out then.
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Good. Good.
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(# slow movement
of a string quartet by Haydn)

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Jim, thank you for
taking me out for dinner tonight.

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Maybe now that Gord is working, we can
finally spend our evenings alone together.

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Jim, what are you doing?
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- Thank you. That was yummy.
- I'm so glad you liked it.

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Andy, would you like a piece of cake?
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Am I really allowed a piece of cake, Daddy?
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Of course you can have a piece of cake.
It's your birthday.

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- Yay!
- Yay!


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