Freddy Got Fingered
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:54:00
# Leave your supper and leave your sleep
Come to your playfellows in the street

:54:04
# Come with a whoop or come with a call
Come with a good will or not at all

:54:08
# Up the ladder and down the wall
A penny loaf will serve us all

:54:13
You got fingered?
:54:17
No. OK?
:54:20
It's OK.
:54:23
I know.
:54:26
Now I'll tell you once more.
Stop trying to act so grown up.

:54:42
- Is there a problem?
- Yeah, moron.

:54:44
I ordered a cheese sandwich
and there's hardly any cheese in here.

:54:48
That's no good, is it?
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Here, give me your sandwich.
I will fix it for you.

:54:55
You can't have complaints there's not
enough cheese in the cheese sandwiches.

:54:59
I mean, if there's no cheese in a cheese
sandwich, that's just two slices of bread.

:55:03
If word of that were to get out,
well, I could lose my job.

:55:07
I could lose all of this!
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And we wouldn't want that, would we?
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Would we?
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Would we?
:55:14
Huh?!
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- What the fuck am I gonna do with that?
- You could stick it in your bum-bum.

:55:24
You can put the cheese in your bum.
:55:30
- ... go on upstairs to your room.
- OK. If that's what you want.

:55:33
Julie!
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Sweetheart, wait.
:55:38
Let's talk, sugar.
:55:40
There's nothing to talk about.
I can't be with you another second.

:55:44
Wait. What about our dreams, baby doll?
:55:46
I'm sure you'd rather find
some young boys instead of me.

:55:50
- What the hell are you talking about?
- I saw what you were doing downstairs.

:55:54
Whatever you saw
was completely out of context.

:55:57
I just told him to fuck me
because Gord said "Fuck you, Dad. "


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