Freddy Got Fingered
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:55:03
If word of that were to get out,
well, I could lose my job.

:55:07
I could lose all of this!
:55:09
And we wouldn't want that, would we?
:55:11
Would we?
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Would we?
:55:14
Huh?!
:55:18
- What the fuck am I gonna do with that?
- You could stick it in your bum-bum.

:55:24
You can put the cheese in your bum.
:55:30
- ... go on upstairs to your room.
- OK. If that's what you want.

:55:33
Julie!
:55:35
Sweetheart, wait.
:55:38
Let's talk, sugar.
:55:40
There's nothing to talk about.
I can't be with you another second.

:55:44
Wait. What about our dreams, baby doll?
:55:46
I'm sure you'd rather find
some young boys instead of me.

:55:50
- What the hell are you talking about?
- I saw what you were doing downstairs.

:55:54
Whatever you saw
was completely out of context.

:55:57
I just told him to fuck me
because Gord said "Fuck you, Dad. "

:56:00
Don't you get it? Fuck you, fuck me.
Fuck you, fuck me. Fuck you, fuck me.

:56:07
And I never fingered Freddy!
:56:28
And now over to Phil,
who has a special-interest story. Phil?

:56:33
We've heard of electric wheelchairs, but
have you heard of one powered by rockets?

:56:38
A girl by the name of Betty Menger may not
be able to walk, but it hasn't slowed her down.

:56:43
She's a scientist who designed a wheelchair
that does 0 to 60 in under four seconds.

:56:50
She did it.
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Look at her go!

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