Hedwig and the Angry Inch

When the earth
was still flat

And clouds
made of fire

And mountains
stretched up to the sky

Sometimes higher
Folks roamed the earth
Like big rolling kegs
They had
two sets of arms

They had
two sets of legs

They had two faces peering
out of one giant head

So they could watch
all around them

As they talked
while they read

And they never
Knew nothing of love
It was before
The origin of love
The origin of love
The origin of love
The origin of love
Now there was
three sexes then

One that looked like two men
glued up back-to-back

They called
the children of the sun

And similar
in shape and girth

Was the children
of the Earth

They looked like two girls
rolled up in one

And the children
of the moon

Looked like a fork
shoved on a spoon

They was part sun,
part earth

Part daughter, part son
The origin of love
Now the gods
grew quite scared

Of our strength
and defiance

And Thor said
"I'm gonna kill 'em all
with my hammer

Like I killed
the giants"

ButZeus said
"No, you better
let me