Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Why don't you take
the whole bag?

He searches my face
for news of his fate.

His expression is echoed
in scores of tiny faces,

pressing against
clear plastic,

panting faces of every
imaginable colour,

and non-Aryan origin,

fogging up the bag
Iike the windows
of a Polish bathhouse.

I stumbled naked
through the ruins,

back towards blander,
less complicated confections,

Ieaving in my wake,
a trail of rainbow carnage.

Next day, Hansel follows
the trail back,

and on his way
finds a Milky Way,

a roll of Necco Wafers,
some Pop Rocks,
and a giant-sized Sugar Daddy
named Luther.

I've got
a sweet tooth

For licorice drops
and jelly rolls

Hey, sugar daddy
Hansel needs some sugar
in his bowl

I'll lay out fine china
on the linen

And polish up
the chrome

If you've got
some sugar for me

Sugar daddy,
bring it home

Oh, the thrill
of control

Like the rush
of rock and roll

It's the sweetest taste
I've known

If you've got some sugar,
bring it home.

Looks like we've got
some sugar daddies
in the house.

Honey bees
go shopping