Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[Carriage squeaks]
WHat tHe Hell?
Excuse me.
WHo's watcHing tHese babies?

UH, tHe fat one's watcHing
tHe little one.

OH, nice parenting.
Leave tHem out Here like tHat
and see wHat Happens.

Yo, fuck you,
you fucking square!

Aw, keep on truckin'.
Did you Hear
tHat fucking guy...

telling me How
to fucking raise you?

Motherfucker, man.
WHo does He fucking tHink He is?
WHat's tHe worst fucking tHing
tHat could Happen to you...

standing in front
of a fucking store, rigHt?

Fuck, fuck, fuck...
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Mother, motherfuck,
mother, motherfuck, fuck

Motherfuck, motherfuck,
noise, noise, noise

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Noise, noise, noise
Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts,
we smoke the blunts

Rollin' blunts and smokin'--
UH, let me get a nickel bag.
Fifteen bucks, little man
Put that shit in my hand
lf that money doesn't show
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
Myjungle love, yeah
Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe
l think l want
to know ya, know ya

Yeah, what?
WHat tHe Hell are you singing?
You don't know "Jungle Love"?
THat sHit is tHe mad notes--
written by God herself...
and Handed down to tHe greatest
band in tHe world--

tHe motHerfucking Time.
You mean tHe guys
in tHat Prince movie?

BOY: Yeah, "Purple Rain. "
THat sHit was so gay--
fucking eigHties style.

[WHoosH, wHoosH]
Don't never say an unkind word
about tHe Time.

Me and Silent Bob modeled
our wHole fucking lives...

around Morris Day and Jerome.
l'm a smooth pimp
who loves the pussy...

and Tubby Here's
my black manservant.

MAN: What'd l tell you two...
about dealing
in front of the store?

Now drop tHe kid
and peddle your wares...

someplace else, burn boy.
And for tHe record,
tHe Time sucked ass.

Yo, youse guys wanna Hear
sometHing fucked up...