Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:01:01
[Carriage squeaks]
:01:02
WHat tHe Hell?
:01:03
Excuse me.
WHo's watcHing tHese babies?

:01:05
UH, tHe fat one's watcHing
tHe little one.

:01:08
OH, nice parenting.
:01:10
Leave tHem out Here like tHat
and see wHat Happens.

:01:12
Yo, fuck you,
you fucking square!

:01:15
Aw, keep on truckin'.
:01:17
Did you Hear
tHat fucking guy...

:01:18
telling me How
to fucking raise you?

:01:19
Motherfucker, man.
:01:21
WHo does He fucking tHink He is?
:01:22
WHat's tHe worst fucking tHing
tHat could Happen to you...

:01:24
standing in front
of a fucking store, rigHt?

:01:25
Fuck.
:01:29
Fuck.
:01:31
Fuck.
:01:32
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
:01:35
Fuck, fuck, fuck
:01:36
Mother, motherfuck,
mother, motherfuck, fuck

:01:38
Motherfuck, motherfuck,
noise, noise, noise

:01:40
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
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Noise, noise, noise
:01:44
Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz
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Doin' coke, drinkin' beers
:01:48
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers
:01:50
Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts
:01:52
Who smokes the blunts,
we smoke the blunts

:01:53
Rollin' blunts and smokin'--
:01:56
UH, let me get a nickel bag.
:01:57
Fifteen bucks, little man
:02:00
Put that shit in my hand
:02:02
lf that money doesn't show
:02:04
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
:02:05
Myjungle love, yeah
:02:07
Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe
:02:09
l think l want
to know ya, know ya

:02:12
Yeah, what?
:02:13
WHat tHe Hell are you singing?
:02:15
You don't know "Jungle Love"?
:02:16
THat sHit is tHe mad notes--
:02:18
written by God herself...
:02:20
and Handed down to tHe greatest
band in tHe world--

:02:22
tHe motHerfucking Time.
:02:24
You mean tHe guys
in tHat Prince movie?

:02:26
BOY: Yeah, "Purple Rain. "
:02:27
THat sHit was so gay--
fucking eigHties style.

:02:30
[WHoosH, wHoosH]
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Hey!
:02:33
Don't never say an unkind word
about tHe Time.

:02:36
Me and Silent Bob modeled
our wHole fucking lives...

:02:38
around Morris Day and Jerome.
:02:40
l'm a smooth pimp
who loves the pussy...

:02:43
and Tubby Here's
my black manservant.

:02:45
WHat?
:02:46
MAN: What'd l tell you two...
:02:48
about dealing
in front of the store?

:02:49
Now drop tHe kid
and peddle your wares...

:02:51
someplace else, burn boy.
:02:54
And for tHe record,
tHe Time sucked ass.

:02:58
Yo, youse guys wanna Hear
sometHing fucked up...


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