:02:00
Put that shit in my hand
:02:02
lf that money doesn't show
:02:04
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
:02:05
Myjungle love, yeah
:02:07
Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe
:02:09
l think l want
to know ya, know ya
:02:12
Yeah, what?
:02:13
WHat tHe Hell are you singing?
:02:15
You don't know "Jungle Love"?
:02:16
THat sHit is tHe mad notes--
:02:18
written by God herself...
:02:20
and Handed down to tHe greatest
band in tHe world--
:02:22
tHe motHerfucking Time.
:02:24
You mean tHe guys
in tHat Prince movie?
:02:26
BOY: Yeah, "Purple Rain. "
:02:27
THat sHit was so gay--
fucking eigHties style.
:02:30
[WHoosH, wHoosH]
:02:32
Hey!
:02:33
Don't never say an unkind word
about tHe Time.
:02:36
Me and Silent Bob modeled
our wHole fucking lives...
:02:38
around Morris Day and Jerome.
:02:40
l'm a smooth pimp
who loves the pussy...
:02:43
and Tubby Here's
my black manservant.
:02:45
WHat?
:02:46
MAN: What'd l tell you two...
:02:48
about dealing
in front of the store?
:02:49
Now drop tHe kid
and peddle your wares...
:02:51
someplace else, burn boy.
:02:54
And for tHe record,
tHe Time sucked ass.
:02:58
Yo, youse guys wanna Hear
sometHing fucked up...
:03:00
about Him
and tHat Quick Stop boy?
:03:05
Are you even supposed
to be Here today?
:03:07
Don't get me started.
:03:09
Hey, can't we do sometHing...
:03:10
about tHose two stoners
Hanging around...
:03:11
outside tHe store all tHe time?
:03:13
WHy? WHat'd tHey do now?
:03:14
l'm trying to watch
"Clash of the Titans"...
:03:16
and all l can hear
is those two...
:03:17
screaming about Morris Day
at the top of their lungs.
:03:19
l thought the fat one
didn't really talk that much.
:03:21
What, am l producing
an A&E biography about them?
:03:24
Uh, two packs of wraps.
:03:26
Yo, how was the service?
:03:28
What service?
:03:29
The one at the Unitarian church
last week...
:03:32
where you two got married
to each other.
:03:34
What the hell
are you talking about?
:03:35
Jay said you guys had
a "Star Wars" theme wedding...
:03:37
and you tied the knot
dressed like Stormtroopers.
:03:39
And he says you're the bitch,
and you're the butch.
:03:42
l'm the bitch?
:03:43
Well, if we were gay,
that's the way l'd see it.
:03:45
Will you shut up?
:03:46
BOY: Holy shit, dude.
:03:47
The honeymoon's over.
:03:49
Oh, that does it.
:03:50
l am going to do something
about these two stoner fucks...
:03:53
l should've done
a long time ago.
:03:55
Whoa!
:03:56
What the fuck, Serpico?
What'd we do?
:03:59
We got a report of two guys...