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So, here we go. Now, this
is the shoot-back section.
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This is where the people
who read the news...
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get to chime in
with their two cents.
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For example,
we got a guy here...
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with the chick magnet
net handle "Wompa One"...
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opining on what he thinks
about "Bluntman and Chronic. "
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He says, "Bluntman and Chronic
and their stupid alter egos...
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"Jay and Silent Bob only work
in small doses, if at all.
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"They don't deserve
their own movie. "
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-He's got a point.
-Fuck him.
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What's the next one say?
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This is entitled "Fuck Them
Up Their Stupid Asses."
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"'Bluntman and Chronic' is
the worst comic l ever read.
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"Jay and Silent Bob
are stupid characters--
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"a couple of stoners who spout
dumb-ass catch phrases...
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"like a third-rate
Cheech and Chong...
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"or Bill and Ted.
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"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob.
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"Fuck them
up their stupid asses."
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Who the fuck said that shit?
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A guy who calls himself
"Magnolia Fan."
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All right, here,
check this one out.
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"Jay and Silent Bob
are one-notejokes...
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"that only stoners laugh at.
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"They're fucking clown shoes."
Mmm.
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"lf they were real, l'd beat
the shit out of them...
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"for being so stupid.
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"l, for one, will be
boycotting this movie.
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"Who's with me?"
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Then there's, like,
fifty more posts...
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of people who are joining
Spartacus's here boycott.
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l'm gonna kill all these fucks.
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Let it go, man. They're
not talking about you guys.
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They're talking about
Bluntman and Chronic.
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They said Jay and Silent Bob.
They used our real names.
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lt doesn't matter if there's
a comic book version of us...
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and a real version...
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because no one knows
we're real in real life.
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Really?
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All these people
reading that shit...
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think the real
Jay and Silent Bob...
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are a couple jerkoffs...
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because of what all
these dickheads are writing...
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about the comic book
Jay and Silent Bob.
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Maybe one night
me and Lunch Box are out...
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we're mackin' some chick
and shit, and she's, like...
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"Ooh, l wanna suck
youse guys' dicks off"...
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and she's, like,
"What's your names?"
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And l'm, like,
"Jay and Silent Bob."
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Reco'nize.
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And she's like, "Oh,
l've read on the lnternet...
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"that fuckin' youse guys...
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"are a couple of little
fuckin' jerkoffs."
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And then she goes and sucks two
other guys' dicks off instead.
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Well, fuck that.
We gotta put a stop...
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to these fuckin' hateful
sons of bitches...
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before they ruin our good names.
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First of all, l don't know
how good your names are.
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Second of all, there's
not much you can do...
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about stopping this bile.