:17:01
sexy hitchhiking girls.
:17:03
FRED: Let's kick 'em out.
:17:04
We've got a mystery to solve.
:17:05
The only mystery here
is why we take our cues...
:17:08
from a dick in a neckerchief.
:17:10
Keep it up, beatnik.
:17:11
l'll feed you
to the fuckin' dog!
:17:13
l can't take
all of this fighting!
:17:15
Yo!
:17:18
Youse guys need to turn
those frowns upside down.
:17:21
And l gotjust
the thing for that.
:17:24
We call it...
:17:26
Doobie Snacks.
:17:31
STEPPENWOLF:
l like to dream
:17:34
Yes, yes
:17:36
Right between
the sound machine
:17:40
On a cloud ofsight
l drift in the night
:17:43
Anyplace it goes is right,
Goes far
:17:46
[Ruff ruff]
:17:47
To the stars
away from here, well
:17:49
Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.
:17:51
We can find
:17:53
[Laughs]
:17:57
-l think they passed out.
-Great.
:18:00
FRED: What do we do
with them now?
:18:01
Let's cut out their kidneys and
sell it to the black market...
:18:04
and leave 'em in a seedy
motel bathtub full of ice.
:18:08
Aaah!
:18:10
No, no, no!
:18:16
You see something?
See anything?
:18:19
Fuck, man, l had
a horrible dream.
:18:23
Yo, man, l'm hungry.
Where can we get some breakfast?
:18:31
CHORUS: Who's a friend to
the king of all the monkeys
:18:34
[Cow moos]
:18:37
Yeah.
:18:39
["Mooby the Golden Calf"
plays indistinctly]
:18:45
Ooh, check that shit out,
man, the lnternet.
:18:48
Let's see if those fucks
wrote something new...
:18:50
about us and that
stupid-ass flick.
:18:52
[Gunshot on computer]
:18:54
[Mouse button clicks]
:18:55
"Any movie based
on Jay and Silent Bob...
:18:57
"are gonna lick balls...
:18:58
"because they both,
in fact, lick balls."