:21:02
Oh, my God.
:21:03
Do you get free refills
with that?
:21:05
Oh, what, this?
:21:07
No, l use this
for protection, you know...
:21:08
so no guys try to grab
my shit or anything.
:21:11
Ha ha!
Hi, l'm Justice.
:21:14
And l am so fuckin' yours.
:21:17
l mean, hi. l'm Jay...
:21:19
and this is my hetero
life mate Silent Bob.
:21:21
lt's nice to meet you.
:21:22
JA Y: Justice, huh?
:21:24
That's a nice name.
:21:25
[Quietly] Jay and Justice
:21:27
Sittin' in a tree
:21:29
F-U-C-K-l-N-G
:21:32
So, you come around here often?
:21:34
Oh, l'm not from around here.
:21:36
My friends and l
are on a road trip.
:21:38
Your friends, huh?
Where they at?
:21:39
JUSTlCE: Oh. Let's see.
:21:42
Out there by that van.
:21:44
RUN-DMC:
Unconceivable, unbelievable
:21:47
Grammar like a hammer,
information receivable
:21:50
Sent by the Lord,
here and abroad
:21:52
With words that were thought
they could retort
:21:55
For force because that makes
run the boss
:21:58
So get lost because
ljust tossed the poss
:22:01
Make way today,
and ifl may, l say
:22:03
l make pay with Jay
:22:04
So get away, OK
:22:06
Hi.
:22:07
Dude, l think
l just filled the cup.
:22:13
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
:22:14
Jay and Silent Bob
are in the hiz-house.
:22:18
Who the fuck are these guys?
:22:20
This is Jay and Silent Bob.
:22:23
Guys, this is Sissy...
:22:24
Missy, and Chrissy. Here.
:22:26
Where the fuck
did they come from?
:22:28
JUSTlCE: l met 'em inside.
They're gonna hitch a ride.
:22:30
SlSSY: Yeah, l don't know if
that's such a good idea, Jussy.
:22:33
JA Y: Sure it is, Juggs.
:22:35
MlSSY: Oh, my God.
:22:36
He just called Sissy "Juggs."
:22:38
-l'm on it.
-Chrissy, no.
:22:40
We're in the middle
of suburbia, Chrissy.
:22:41
Let's try and act like it.
:22:43
What's with the knife?
We having cake or something?
:22:45
Shit. He's retarded to boot.
:22:48
Yo, she called you retarded.
:22:50
SlSSY: What is wrong
with you, Justice?
:22:51
You do remember
where we're going, don't you?
:22:53
And we have a job to do?
:22:55
They're just gonna tag along
for a few miles.
:22:56
They won't get in the way,
l swear.
:22:58
l swear, l don't know
what's going on...
:22:59
in your fuckin' brain lately.