:22:01
Make way today,
and ifl may, l say
:22:03
l make pay with Jay
:22:04
So get away, OK
:22:06
Hi.
:22:07
Dude, l think
l just filled the cup.
:22:13
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
:22:14
Jay and Silent Bob
are in the hiz-house.
:22:18
Who the fuck are these guys?
:22:20
This is Jay and Silent Bob.
:22:23
Guys, this is Sissy...
:22:24
Missy, and Chrissy. Here.
:22:26
Where the fuck
did they come from?
:22:28
JUSTlCE: l met 'em inside.
They're gonna hitch a ride.
:22:30
SlSSY: Yeah, l don't know if
that's such a good idea, Jussy.
:22:33
JA Y: Sure it is, Juggs.
:22:35
MlSSY: Oh, my God.
:22:36
He just called Sissy "Juggs."
:22:38
-l'm on it.
-Chrissy, no.
:22:40
We're in the middle
of suburbia, Chrissy.
:22:41
Let's try and act like it.
:22:43
What's with the knife?
We having cake or something?
:22:45
Shit. He's retarded to boot.
:22:48
Yo, she called you retarded.
:22:50
SlSSY: What is wrong
with you, Justice?
:22:51
You do remember
where we're going, don't you?
:22:53
And we have a job to do?
:22:55
They're just gonna tag along
for a few miles.
:22:56
They won't get in the way,
l swear.
:22:58
l swear, l don't know
what's going on...
:22:59
in your fuckin' brain lately.
:23:00
Please?
:23:02
Look, fine.
They can ride with us...
:23:04
but they are so out of here
before we get to Boulder.
:23:06
-Honest lnjun.
-[Mocking] Honest lnjun.
:23:08
Shut up.
:23:09
God, l can't believe
what a pushover you are.
:23:11
l can't believe fine-ass bitches
like yourself eat that shit.
:23:14
Don't you know
fast food makes girls fart?
:23:17
Hey, what's all
this talk about farting?
:23:19
WOMEN: Hi, Brent.
:23:22
This is Brent.
:23:24
He's with us, too.
:23:25
Brent, tell these sillies
that girls don't fart.
:23:28
Oh, of course they don't.
Only skeevy stoners fart.
:23:33
What up, homies?
:23:35
Wow. Three guys, four girls.
What's the count, boys?
:23:40
Let's rock.
:23:42
BRENT: Hey, Mr. Science Guy
:23:45
Don't spray that aerosol
in my eye
:23:48
For l do--
:23:50
For l--
:23:51
l don't really wanna die
:23:55
l'm a noble rabbit
:23:58
What are you guys,
like a cover band or something?