Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:32:01
Did you say "no problem"?
:32:03
Yeah. Fuck,
we steal monkeys all the time.

:32:05
Right, Lunch Box?
:32:08
Well, it's not like
it's a bad thing.

:32:10
l mean, it's for a good cause.
:32:12
Oh, it's for the best cause,
ma cherie--the cause of love.

:32:18
Snoogans.
:32:19
-What the heck is that?
-What's what?

:32:22
Snoogans, l believe it was.
:32:24
What the fuck
do you think it means?

:32:25
-lt means l'm kidding.
-Oh. Well, that's too bad.

:32:29
[Music plays quietly]
:32:36
l can't believe
l'm gonna get some pussy

:32:40
For stealing the monkey
:32:42
Stealing the little monk--
:32:44
lf l had known
that shit earlier...

:32:46
man, l'd have been
stealin' monkeys...

:32:47
since l was, like,
seven and shit.

:32:49
Don't, motherfucker.
Don't you ruin this for me.

:32:52
Me and Justice are gonna
get married one day...

:32:53
so don't be giving me
no look like, "Oh...

:32:55
"we ain't gonna steal
the monkey and shit."

:32:57
l'm Morris Day,
you're Jerome, bitch.

:32:58
Don't forget that.
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That girl--
that girl's in love with me.

:33:03
They're gonna do it.
:33:05
Good. They do their part,
and we'll do ours.

:33:24
Oh, hey, remember. We meet
back here when you're done.

:33:27
You sure you're OK with this?
:33:28
As sure as l am that you're
the hottest bitch l ever seen.

:33:30
-Fucker!
-Easy, tigress.

:33:32
What's twistin'
this bitch's tit?

:33:35
Maybe it's because women don't
like to be called bitches, Jay.

:33:38
They don't?
:33:40
How 'bout "fine piece of ass"?
:33:42
How about not?
:33:43
What the fuck am l supposed
to call you, then?

:33:45
Something sweet, you big goof.
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Something nice.
:33:49
Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck?
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[Justice laughs]
:33:52
OK, that's a start.
[Chuckles]

:33:55
Jay, uh, before you go...
:33:57
could you say something into
the camera about the clitoris?

:33:59
JUSTlCE:
Man, you're such a bitch!


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