Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:33:00
That girl--
that girl's in love with me.

:33:03
They're gonna do it.
:33:05
Good. They do their part,
and we'll do ours.

:33:24
Oh, hey, remember. We meet
back here when you're done.

:33:27
You sure you're OK with this?
:33:28
As sure as l am that you're
the hottest bitch l ever seen.

:33:30
-Fucker!
-Easy, tigress.

:33:32
What's twistin'
this bitch's tit?

:33:35
Maybe it's because women don't
like to be called bitches, Jay.

:33:38
They don't?
:33:40
How 'bout "fine piece of ass"?
:33:42
How about not?
:33:43
What the fuck am l supposed
to call you, then?

:33:45
Something sweet, you big goof.
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Something nice.
:33:49
Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck?
:33:51
[Justice laughs]
:33:52
OK, that's a start.
[Chuckles]

:33:55
Jay, uh, before you go...
:33:57
could you say something into
the camera about the clitoris?

:33:59
JUSTlCE:
Man, you're such a bitch!

:34:01
Shut up, Justice.
She's just a little embarrassed.

:34:04
See, Jussy and l are putting
together this documentary...

:34:06
for our human sexuality class...
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and we need a male perspective
on the clitoris.

:34:10
The female clitoris?
:34:13
Uh, yeah.
:34:14
Jay, you know,
you don't have to do this.

:34:15
No, it's cool, hon.
:34:17
There's a few things
l could say about the clit...

:34:18
l'd like you to hear.
:34:19
[Jay clears throat]
:34:23
l am the master of the clit!
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Remember this fucking face!
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Wherever you see clit,
you'll see this fucking face.

:34:29
l make that shit work!
:34:31
No one rules the clit like me.
:34:33
Not this little fuck...
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none of you little fucks
out there.

:34:36
l am the clit commander!
:34:38
When it comes down
to business...

:34:40
this is what l do--
l pinch it like this.

:34:42
Ooh, you little fuck.
:34:45
Then l rub my nose...
:34:47
Awesome.
Knock 'em dead, tiger.

:34:50
-Oh, l will.
-Girls.

:34:54
So, you think l could get
a little kiss for good luck?


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