:49:00
that little trout-mouth prick
like a fish...
:49:02
and playing twister
with his vitals. Mmm!
:49:05
SlSSY: You know,
l don't get you, Justice.
:49:07
You used to be
all about this girl stuff--
:49:08
stealing, boning,
blowing shit up...
:49:11
and now you're like this
little priss with a conscience.
:49:13
lt's really a fucking drag.
:49:14
We all gotta grow up sometime.
:49:16
Oh, ifmoping around
over some boy
:49:18
you're crushing on
is growing up...
:49:19
then pass me
my Wonder Woman Underoos. Ow!
:49:22
Yo, Marvelous Pizza
coming thr--hey!
:49:24
Hi.
:49:25
You the gals
that ordered the pizza?
:49:26
This dopey bitch
ordered a large plain...
:49:28
but l could go for
some hot thick Sicilian.
:49:33
No charge, lady.
:49:34
Hurry!
[Barks]
:49:41
l'm sorry, Jay.
:49:47
You know, Justice died
trying to save this monkey...
:49:50
so maybe we should
keep it around.
:49:51
That way,
we can honor her memory.
:49:57
Now ain't you glad
we came here to eat?
:49:59
And you
were all piss-scared...
:50:01
we'd get busted
by the cops or something.
:50:03
You know what l say.
:50:05
Fuck the police
:50:06
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
:50:08
Yo, yo, fuck the police
:50:10
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
:50:12
Yo, fuck 'em
:50:13
COP ON MEGAPHONE:
This is the Utah State Police.
:50:17
Boys, we know you're in there.
:50:19
Come on out
with your hands in the air...
:50:22
and surrender the orangutan.
:50:25
Think they're talking about us?
:50:27
[Honking]
:50:32
Sorry.
:50:33
Don't shoot.
:50:34
Hold your fire.
:50:36
Who the hell are you?
:50:37
Federal Wildlife Marshal.
ls the monkey in there?
:50:40
-The ape.
-What?
:50:42
Orangutan's a member
of the great ape family.
:50:43
lt's not a monkey.
:50:44
Look, who's the Federal
Wildlife Marshal here?
:50:46
Me or you?
:50:48
That's what l thought.
Can l use your--
:50:53
Jay and Silent Bob.
:50:55
Your C.L.l.T.
doesn't stand a chance.
:50:57
Anyone not harboring...
:50:59
a fugitive monkey in there
should hit the deck.