Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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is actually a tiny offshoot
of the L.A.B.l.A.

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Uh, the Liberate Apes Before
lmprisoning Apes movement?

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Exactly.
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Now, the two men
that you saw in the video...

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they go by the obvious code
names of Jay and Silent Bob.

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lf anyone out there
should come across them...

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or any other C.L.l.T.ies,
please exercise extreme caution.

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See? Told you that restraining
order was a good idea.

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What response
do you hope to elicit...

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by putting this kind
of pressure on the C.L.l.T.?

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lt's a difficult situation.
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You don't want to rub
the C.L.l.T. the wrong way.

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Nights like this...
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-l miss dating a lesbian.
-[Ring]

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ls that your cell phone, sir?
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Plaschke.
Give me a friggin' break.

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l'm on my way.
We've got 'em.

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They're in Utah.
Citizens of Utah...

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stimulation of the C.L.l.T.
is not recommended.

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Well, your plan worked.
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The news is all about
Jay, Bob, and your C.L.l. T...

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with almost no mention
of the diamond heist.

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l told you those two
were the perfect patsies.

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Don't you have any regret?
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Jay and Bob don't deserve this.
They were really sweet.

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The only thing l regret
is not gutting...

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that little trout-mouth prick
like a fish...

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and playing twister
with his vitals. Mmm!

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SlSSY: You know,
l don't get you, Justice.

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You used to be
all about this girl stuff--

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stealing, boning,
blowing shit up...

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and now you're like this
little priss with a conscience.

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lt's really a fucking drag.
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We all gotta grow up sometime.
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Oh, ifmoping around
over some boy

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you're crushing on
is growing up...

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then pass me
my Wonder Woman Underoos. Ow!

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Yo, Marvelous Pizza
coming thr--hey!

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Hi.
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You the gals
that ordered the pizza?

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This dopey bitch
ordered a large plain...

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but l could go for
some hot thick Sicilian.

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No charge, lady.
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Hurry!
[Barks]

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l'm sorry, Jay.
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You know, Justice died
trying to save this monkey...

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so maybe we should
keep it around.

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That way,
we can honor her memory.

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Now ain't you glad
we came here to eat?

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And you
were all piss-scared...


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