1:10:03
GUARD:
Those are some magical guys.
1:10:06
[Whistles]
1:10:10
-Aah!
-Aah!
1:10:20
Ew, dude.
l fuckin' knew it, man.
1:10:23
You love that shit, don't you?
1:10:30
Holy shit,
that looked like it hurt.
1:10:31
A-are you guys all right?
1:10:34
Let's get you guys
on your feet. Come on.
1:10:47
Hey, wait a second.
1:10:49
Aren't you that guy
that fucked the pie?
1:10:50
JASON: You see, man?
1:10:52
You see?
lt's never--it's never...
1:10:54
"Hey, hey, you were
in 'Loser,' weren't you?"
1:10:56
Or "Dude, you rocked
in 'Boys and Girls."'
1:10:58
No, it always comes back
to that fuckin' pie.
1:11:01
-l'm haunted by it!
-You put your dick in a pie.
1:11:03
Enough!
1:11:05
l'm Jason Biggs.
1:11:07
Yo, man, did you really
get to third base...
1:11:08
with that Russian chick
like in the movie?
1:11:10
You mean Shannon? No.
1:11:13
Man, she is fuckin' fine.
1:11:15
lf l was you,
l would've been like...
1:11:17
[Grunting softly]
1:11:21
You like that?
You like that?
1:11:24
What, you never
did one of these?
1:11:29
Wait, wait, none of that.
1:11:31
Oh, yeah.
1:11:32
Done plenty of that, my friend.
1:11:35
Holy shit, you're the Dawson.
1:11:37
James, actually.
James Van Der Beek.
1:11:39
What's up with Pacey
stealing Joey away from you?
1:11:41
lf l was you, l would've
drowned-ed his ass...
1:11:43
in the creek and shit.
1:11:44
You actually watch that show?
1:11:46
Yeah, for Joey, man.
She is too fine.
1:11:48
Did you ever get
to third base with her?
1:11:50
Actually,
there was this one time--
1:11:51
Wait a minute.
Who are you guys?
1:11:54
They're our stunt doubles,
dumbass.
1:11:57
-R-right?
-Of course.