1:11:01
-l'm haunted by it!
-You put your dick in a pie.
1:11:03
Enough!
1:11:05
l'm Jason Biggs.
1:11:07
Yo, man, did you really
get to third base...
1:11:08
with that Russian chick
like in the movie?
1:11:10
You mean Shannon? No.
1:11:13
Man, she is fuckin' fine.
1:11:15
lf l was you,
l would've been like...
1:11:17
[Grunting softly]
1:11:21
You like that?
You like that?
1:11:24
What, you never
did one of these?
1:11:29
Wait, wait, none of that.
1:11:31
Oh, yeah.
1:11:32
Done plenty of that, my friend.
1:11:35
Holy shit, you're the Dawson.
1:11:37
James, actually.
James Van Der Beek.
1:11:39
What's up with Pacey
stealing Joey away from you?
1:11:41
lf l was you, l would've
drowned-ed his ass...
1:11:43
in the creek and shit.
1:11:44
You actually watch that show?
1:11:46
Yeah, for Joey, man.
She is too fine.
1:11:48
Did you ever get
to third base with her?
1:11:50
Actually,
there was this one time--
1:11:51
Wait a minute.
Who are you guys?
1:11:54
They're our stunt doubles,
dumbass.
1:11:57
-R-right?
-Of course.
1:12:01
Stunt doubles for what?
1:12:03
For the movie that we're
shooting in about 1 5 minutes?
1:12:05
"Bluntman and Chronic
Strike Back"?
1:12:06
Yeah, you're doubling me,
obviously.
1:12:10
l'm playing Bluntman,
a.k.a. Silent Bill.
1:12:12
-Bob.
-Right.
1:12:14
And, uh, and--
and he's playing Chronic...
1:12:16
-a.k.a. Ray.
-Jay. Fuck!
1:12:19
Biggs,
you even read the script?
1:12:21
There's a script?
1:12:22
JAMES: Listen to me--you would
last a day on the "Creek. "
1:12:27
JASON: A day?
1:12:28
Wait a second.
We'll be right back.
1:12:29
JASON: Fuck you
and your "Dawson's" crap.
1:12:31
Go to hell, Pacey.
Go to hell.
1:12:33
JAMES: At least call me
the right character.
1:12:34
These are the fucks
that are playing us here.
1:12:36
You take 'em out--
biggety bam--no movie.
1:12:41
Useless little ape.
1:12:43
W-what's with the weird
gay huddle going on over there?
1:12:46
JAY: Let me put
my arm over yours.
1:12:47
Gay? What's gay about it?
1:12:49
lt's two guys talking
in a corner, dude.
1:12:50
-Yeah, but--
-Why are you such a homophobe?
1:12:52
A homophobe?
1:12:54
You're always like,
"Oh, that's gay, man."
1:12:55
"Oh, look at that gay huddle."
"Look at that gay dog."
1:12:57
Dude, that is so gay. l--
1:12:58
Yeah, see? [Mutters]