1:13:01
-l love gay people, OK?
-l'm sure you do.
1:13:03
[Pbbt]
1:13:05
Oh, look at the monkey!
1:13:06
You're gonna tell me
the monkey's gay.
1:13:07
How do you know he doesn't
smoke monkey pole, huh?
1:13:10
Look, he's so cute.
1:13:12
So cute!
1:13:13
-Whoa!
-[Screeching]
1:13:14
All right, you go in there,
start swinging.
1:13:16
Don't stop until these
little young Hollywood fucks...
1:13:18
are out of commission.
Ready? Break.
1:13:20
[Thud]
1:13:23
[Monkey grunting]
1:13:28
That's one funky monkey.
1:13:30
[Banging on door]
1:13:32
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek,
this is Security.
1:13:35
There are two intruders
on the lot.
1:13:37
They crashed through a window
we believe might be yours.
1:13:39
Uh, yeah, they're in here.
1:13:43
Do they have you held hostage?
1:13:44
Do you want us
to call your publicists?
1:13:46
No, uh, we kicked
those guys' asses bad.
1:13:50
Real bad!
1:13:52
Well, great job, sirs.
lf you'll let us in...
1:13:55
we'll take over from here.
1:13:56
Um, no, me and Jason Biggs
are naked in here--butt naked.
1:14:00
Together.
1:14:01
Oh. OK.
1:14:04
Well, we'll wait out here
till you clean up.
1:14:18
JA Y: What are we gonna do?
How are we gonna...
1:14:19
get out ofhere without
them fuckin' seeing us?
1:14:25
You've got the wrong guys!
Doesn't anybody watch the WB?
1:14:29
l'm a teen idol, damn it!
Don't you recognize me?
1:14:33
Look at me!
l'm the pie fucker!
1:14:37
Yeah, well, in prison,
he'll be the pie.
1:14:41
[All laugh]
1:14:42
This was a good idea,
Lunch Box.
1:14:45
ln these outfits,
we're totally incognito.
1:14:47
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!
1:14:50
Great. Looks like you've
changed costumes already.
1:14:52
Let's get you to the set.
1:14:53
The director doesn't like
to be kept waiting, OK?
1:14:55
Silent Bob!
1:14:58
Look at all these crackers.