Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:14:00
Together.
1:14:01
Oh. OK.
1:14:04
Well, we'll wait out here
till you clean up.

1:14:18
JA Y: What are we gonna do?
How are we gonna...

1:14:19
get out ofhere without
them fuckin' seeing us?

1:14:25
You've got the wrong guys!
Doesn't anybody watch the WB?

1:14:29
l'm a teen idol, damn it!
Don't you recognize me?

1:14:33
Look at me!
l'm the pie fucker!

1:14:37
Yeah, well, in prison,
he'll be the pie.

1:14:41
[All laugh]
1:14:42
This was a good idea,
Lunch Box.

1:14:45
ln these outfits,
we're totally incognito.

1:14:47
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!
1:14:50
Great. Looks like you've
changed costumes already.

1:14:52
Let's get you to the set.
1:14:53
The director doesn't like
to be kept waiting, OK?

1:14:55
Silent Bob!
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Look at all these crackers.
1:15:00
$70 million,
l can't even get a black grip.

1:15:02
lt's a shame.
lt's a damn shame.

1:15:04
Here's your coffee, sir.
1:15:07
-You spit in this?
-l didn't spit in it, sir.

1:15:09
Any boogers in it?
1:15:10
There's no boogers in it, sir.
1:15:11
You went to film school,
didn't you?

1:15:13
Must piss you off
to see a black man...

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running a big old production...
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like this, huh?
You went to film school.

1:15:19
Does your daddy know that you
give a nigger his coffee?

1:15:22
lt would kill him, wouldn't it?
1:15:25
There's no boogers in it, sir.
1:15:26
Then taste it. Taste it!
1:15:28
Taste the booger flavor.
l know it's in there.

1:15:31
lt's all good, sir.
1:15:33
No, it ain't all good!
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Now clean that shit up.
1:15:36
That's right.
Get me a white boy.

1:15:37
Get me a blonde-hair white boy,
so l can enjoy that shit.

1:15:41
You the man, sir.
1:15:42
No, you the man,
and that's the problem.

1:15:44
BANKY: Uh, Chaka?
1:15:46
Yeah. Hi, l'm Banky Edwards...
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the creator
of "Bluntman and Chronic."

1:15:49
We met a few weeks back.
l'm the executive producer.

1:15:51
Oh, you the executive producer!
1:15:53
Why don't you
executive produce me a latte?

1:15:55
De-cracker-nate it, ok, Fucky?
1:15:58
-lt's Banky.
-No, it is Fucky.


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