Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:15:00
$70 million,
l can't even get a black grip.

1:15:02
lt's a shame.
lt's a damn shame.

1:15:04
Here's your coffee, sir.
1:15:07
-You spit in this?
-l didn't spit in it, sir.

1:15:09
Any boogers in it?
1:15:10
There's no boogers in it, sir.
1:15:11
You went to film school,
didn't you?

1:15:13
Must piss you off
to see a black man...

1:15:15
running a big old production...
1:15:16
like this, huh?
You went to film school.

1:15:19
Does your daddy know that you
give a nigger his coffee?

1:15:22
lt would kill him, wouldn't it?
1:15:25
There's no boogers in it, sir.
1:15:26
Then taste it. Taste it!
1:15:28
Taste the booger flavor.
l know it's in there.

1:15:31
lt's all good, sir.
1:15:33
No, it ain't all good!
1:15:34
Now clean that shit up.
1:15:36
That's right.
Get me a white boy.

1:15:37
Get me a blonde-hair white boy,
so l can enjoy that shit.

1:15:41
You the man, sir.
1:15:42
No, you the man,
and that's the problem.

1:15:44
BANKY: Uh, Chaka?
1:15:46
Yeah. Hi, l'm Banky Edwards...
1:15:47
the creator
of "Bluntman and Chronic."

1:15:49
We met a few weeks back.
l'm the executive producer.

1:15:51
Oh, you the executive producer!
1:15:53
Why don't you
executive produce me a latte?

1:15:55
De-cracker-nate it, ok, Fucky?
1:15:58
-lt's Banky.
-No, it is Fucky.

1:16:00
l wanted you to know that l
respect your work as an artist.

1:16:02
l'm something of an artist
myself.

1:16:04
l--l was the inker
on the comic book.

1:16:06
Yeah, man, you a tracer, OK?
1:16:07
Nobody else got the heart
to tell you.

1:16:09
You trace.
You go around the lines.

1:16:11
You are a tracer, OK?
1:16:12
You think Fat Albert
had a tracer? No!

1:16:14
Bill Cosby did the whole
thing with a ruler...

1:16:16
and it was excellent!
1:16:18
[Sniffing]
1:16:19
Crack-crack-cracker?
Crack?

1:16:22
Uh, Biggs and Van Der Beek
are on the set, Chaka.

1:16:25
Well, l don't see 'em!
1:16:26
Where are the stars
of this piece of shit?

1:16:44
Damn, this must've set 'em back
a couple hundred bucks.

1:16:47
Get out of my way, man.
1:16:49
What the fuck is that?
1:16:51
Look at this.
A gay hood ornament...

1:16:53
and "The Color Purple. "
1:16:54
Who the fuck are you?
1:16:56
Who the fuck am l?
l'm the director!

1:16:57
Chaka Luther King,
that's who the fuck l am.

1:16:59
No, wait a second.

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