1:16:00
l wanted you to know that l
respect your work as an artist.
1:16:02
l'm something of an artist
myself.
1:16:04
l--l was the inker
on the comic book.
1:16:06
Yeah, man, you a tracer, OK?
1:16:07
Nobody else got the heart
to tell you.
1:16:09
You trace.
You go around the lines.
1:16:11
You are a tracer, OK?
1:16:12
You think Fat Albert
had a tracer? No!
1:16:14
Bill Cosby did the whole
thing with a ruler...
1:16:16
and it was excellent!
1:16:18
[Sniffing]
1:16:19
Crack-crack-cracker?
Crack?
1:16:22
Uh, Biggs and Van Der Beek
are on the set, Chaka.
1:16:25
Well, l don't see 'em!
1:16:26
Where are the stars
of this piece of shit?
1:16:44
Damn, this must've set 'em back
a couple hundred bucks.
1:16:47
Get out of my way, man.
1:16:49
What the fuck is that?
1:16:51
Look at this.
A gay hood ornament...
1:16:53
and "The Color Purple. "
1:16:54
Who the fuck are you?
1:16:56
Who the fuck am l?
l'm the director!
1:16:57
Chaka Luther King,
that's who the fuck l am.
1:16:59
No, wait a second.
1:17:01
l thought Banky and Holden
created this shit.
1:17:03
And l'm stealin' it.
1:17:04
l'm takin' it back
for the black man...
1:17:06
to make up for all the shit...
1:17:07
that you motherfuckers
are takin' from us.
1:17:09
Do you know that l came up with
the idea for "Sesame Street"?
1:17:12
l came up with it before PBS.
1:17:14
The white man stole it.
That's right.
1:17:16
l was gonna
call it "N.W.P."...
1:17:18
"Niggas With Puppets."
Catchy, ain't it?
1:17:21
All right, enough
of this small talk.
1:17:23
-Let's shoot.
-Wait a sec.
1:17:24
Aren't you gonna direct us?
1:17:26
Man, l will direct you
to the unemployment line...
1:17:28
if you don't stop
backtalking me, OK, cracker?
1:17:30
We don't know what we're doing.
We didn't read the script.
1:17:32
Hey, it ain't that hard, man.
1:17:33
l film the motherfucker, right?
Then l yell "Cut."
1:17:36
Then l run the fuck
out ofhere...
1:17:38
go to my trailer, 'cause l got
more white girls in there...
1:17:41
than the first lifeboat
on the Titanic...
1:17:43
and they all want
a part in my movie...
1:17:45
and l got
just the part for 'em.
1:17:47
So you ready to do this?
1:17:48
All right!
Let's roll with the new.
1:17:51
MAN: All right,
quiet on the set, everyone.
1:17:52
Quiet on the set!
Picture's up!
1:17:54
l got you new coffee, sir--
booger-free.
1:17:56
Get that shit
the fuck out of here.
1:17:58
You guys look pretty badass.