1:21:08
So this is Hollywood?
1:21:11
Well, then lights, camera,
action, Jay and Silent Bob.
1:21:16
[Bell rings]
1:21:18
Freeze, you terrorist
sons of bitches!
1:21:21
Aah!
1:21:22
My God!
1:21:24
Ohh.
1:21:25
Oh! Oh, my God.
1:21:28
Oh. Uh, sorry, everyone.
1:21:32
That was supposed
to be a warning shot.
1:21:33
l'm obviously on the wrong set.
1:21:35
Um, is he gonna be OK?
1:21:38
Uhh...
1:21:39
Not good.
1:21:46
MARK: Ho ho ho.
1:21:47
You are not upstaging me,
Van Der Beek.
1:21:58
Man, this movie's
gonna make "House Party"...
1:22:00
look like "House Party 2."
1:22:01
Or "House Party 3."
1:22:03
-Shut the fuck up.
-Yes, sir.
1:22:04
Chaka!
Call off Dawson, will you?
1:22:12
Chaka!
1:22:13
Can l get a cut here?
1:22:15
Uhh!
1:22:20
Not again.
1:22:23
Now whose balls
have been busted, bitch?
1:22:26
MARK: All right, that's it.
l am out ofhere.
1:22:28
Chaka, l'll be in my trailer.
1:22:29
-[Gunshot]
-What the fuck?!
1:22:32
C.L.l.T. stops here,
Jay and Silent Bob!
1:22:35
Another white boy
in this movie? Damn!
1:22:37
Federal Wildlife Marshal.
Everyone stay cool.
1:22:41
Go back to making
your adult movie.
1:22:42
These men are the leaders
of a terrorist organization...
1:22:45
wanted for the abduction
of a little monkey.
1:22:47
They didn't really
steal that monkey.
1:22:49
lt wasjust a diversion
so that we could steal these.
1:22:52
And they're not the leaders
of the C.L.l.T.
1:22:53
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
1:22:55
No, no, no.
No, the C.L.l.T.'s real.
1:22:57
The C.L.l.T.'s real all right.
1:22:58
lt's the female orgasm--
that's the myth.