1:22:00
look like "House Party 2."
1:22:01
Or "House Party 3."
1:22:03
-Shut the fuck up.
-Yes, sir.
1:22:04
Chaka!
Call off Dawson, will you?
1:22:12
Chaka!
1:22:13
Can l get a cut here?
1:22:15
Uhh!
1:22:20
Not again.
1:22:23
Now whose balls
have been busted, bitch?
1:22:26
MARK: All right, that's it.
l am out ofhere.
1:22:28
Chaka, l'll be in my trailer.
1:22:29
-[Gunshot]
-What the fuck?!
1:22:32
C.L.l.T. stops here,
Jay and Silent Bob!
1:22:35
Another white boy
in this movie? Damn!
1:22:37
Federal Wildlife Marshal.
Everyone stay cool.
1:22:41
Go back to making
your adult movie.
1:22:42
These men are the leaders
of a terrorist organization...
1:22:45
wanted for the abduction
of a little monkey.
1:22:47
They didn't really
steal that monkey.
1:22:49
lt wasjust a diversion
so that we could steal these.
1:22:52
And they're not the leaders
of the C.L.l.T.
1:22:53
The C.L.l.T. is not real.
1:22:55
No, no, no.
No, the C.L.l.T.'s real.
1:22:57
The C.L.l.T.'s real all right.
1:22:58
lt's the female orgasm--
that's the myth.
1:23:01
You know
what l'm talking about?
1:23:03
Are you guys all right?
1:23:04
l thought you blew up,
Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck.
1:23:06
You remembered!
1:23:09
Oh, it was a frame-up, Jay.
1:23:12
Missy, Sissy, Chrissy, and l
are international jewel thieves.
1:23:15
We were setting you up
to be a patsy...
1:23:17
but l couldn't go through
with it because l--
1:23:21
because l love you.
1:23:23
Yeah? That means
you're gonna fuck me, right?
1:23:25
Of course.
1:23:26
SlSSY: lfshe does, it'll
be considered necrophilia...
1:23:29
because she's gonna be
one dead bitch.
1:23:32
Hi, Jussy.
We catch you at a bad time?
1:23:35
You should have just let
these guys go down, Jussy.
1:23:37
l wanted to go down,
but this angel...
1:23:39
popped on my shoulder
and was, like, "Listen."
1:23:40
And l was, like, "What's up?"
1:23:41
Shut the fuck up
before l shoot you...
1:23:42
where you stand in
your pansy red booties.
1:23:44
Holy shit, l am wearing
pansy red booties.
1:23:47
Why the fuck
didn't you tell me?
1:23:49
Let's have those diamonds,
Justice.
1:23:51
l can't do that, Sissy.
1:23:52
Then lover boy gets one
in the fucking brain.
1:23:56
CHAKA: Yo, lovely ladies!
1:23:58
Would any of y'all
like a private audition...
1:23:59
to be in my movie?