Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:26:02
by a guy named Cock-Knocker!
1:26:04
You know what? l feel
for you boys, l really do.

1:26:06
But Miramax--
you know, Miramax Films--

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paid me a shitload of money
for "Bluntman and Chronic"...

1:26:11
so it occurs to me
that people bad-mouthing you...

1:26:14
on some website
is none of my fucking concern!

1:26:17
Oh, but l think it is.
1:26:21
-Ow!
-Ow!

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We had a deal with you
on the comics, remember...

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for likeness rights...
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and as we're not only
the artistic basis...

1:26:28
but also, obviously,
the character basis...

1:26:30
for your intellectual property,
"Bluntman and Chronic"...

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when said property was optioned
by Miramax Films...

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you were legally obliged
to secure our permission...

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to transfer the concept
to another medium.

1:26:41
As you failed to do that,
Banky...

1:26:44
you are in breach
of the original contract.

1:26:46
Ergo, you find yourself
in a very actionable position.

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Yeah.
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[Screaming]
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You guys are gonna ruin
my movie career.

1:26:57
Well, we want something
for our mental anguish.

1:27:00
Tell you what--
we'll settle this monetarily.

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l'll give you half
of what l make.

1:27:03
-Half?
-Half's not good enough? Fine.

1:27:05
l'll give you two-thirds
of what l make.

1:27:07
Fuck you.
You already said half.

1:27:09
You can't take it back.
1:27:10
Done.
1:27:17
Your shit is so tired, Justice.
1:27:20
Call me Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck...
bitch.

1:27:24
Hyah!
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BOTH: Aah!
1:27:34
Hello?
1:27:35
Truce?
1:27:37
[Panting]
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l think l killed both of them.
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l am an excellent marksman.
l've always--

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-[Gunshot]
-Oh...God.

1:27:47
[Pbbt]
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Come on, you guys.
lt's over.

1:27:55
You all right,
Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck?

1:27:57
l was just about to jump in
and fuckin' get your back.


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