1:27:00
Tell you what--
we'll settle this monetarily.
1:27:02
l'll give you half
of what l make.
1:27:03
-Half?
-Half's not good enough? Fine.
1:27:05
l'll give you two-thirds
of what l make.
1:27:07
Fuck you.
You already said half.
1:27:09
You can't take it back.
1:27:10
Done.
1:27:17
Your shit is so tired, Justice.
1:27:20
Call me Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck...
bitch.
1:27:24
Hyah!
1:27:26
BOTH: Aah!
1:27:34
Hello?
1:27:35
Truce?
1:27:37
[Panting]
1:27:40
l think l killed both of them.
1:27:42
l am an excellent marksman.
l've always--
1:27:44
-[Gunshot]
-Oh...God.
1:27:47
[Pbbt]
1:27:49
Come on, you guys.
lt's over.
1:27:55
You all right,
Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck?
1:27:57
l was just about to jump in
and fuckin' get your back.
1:28:00
-Uh-huh.
-[Sirens]
1:28:01
Holy shit, the cops.
We gotta get out of here.
1:28:04
No, no, no.
l'm tired of running.
1:28:06
Oh, Marshal.
Hey, you awake?
1:28:10
Wake up, Marshal.
1:28:12
-Oh.
-Are you OK?
1:28:14
Oh, my God, l'm paralyzed!
1:28:17
That monkey shot me in the ass
and paralyzed me!
1:28:20
Oh, sweet irony!
1:28:23
You're not paralyzed.
lt was just a tranquilizer.
1:28:25
Oh, Jesus! Ow!
1:28:29
Tranked by a little monkey!
1:28:31
My friends in the Bureau...
1:28:32
are never gonna let me
hear the end of this.
1:28:35
You have friends in the FBl?
1:28:36
Uh-huh. They all made it in,
but l failed the exam.
1:28:40
Why the hell else
do you think l became...
1:28:42
a Federal Wildlife Marshal?
1:28:43
l'll tell you why!
Because l'm a joke!
1:28:46
JUSTlCE: Maybe not.
1:28:48
l can make you a deal that
will get you into the FBl...
1:28:50
regardless of test scores.
1:28:52
What kind of deal?
1:28:54
You get the charges dropped
against Jay and Silent Bob...
1:28:57
and say
you never found the ape.
1:28:58
ln exchange, l will give you
the diamonds we stole...