:14:01
{Whoosh, whoosh}
:14:02
Hey!
:14:04
Don`t never say an unKind word
about the Time.
:14:06
Me and Silent Bob modeled
our whole fucKing lives...
:14:09
around Morris Day and Jerome.
:14:10
l`m a smooth pimp
who loves the pussy...
:14:14
and Tubby here`s
my blacK manservant.
:14:16
What?
:14:17
MAN: What`d l tell you TWo...
:14:18
about dealing
in front of the store?
:14:19
Now drop the Kid
and peddle your wares...
:14:21
someplace else, burn boy.
:14:24
And for the record,
the Time sucKed ass.
:14:28
Yo, youse guys wanna hear
something fucKed up...
:14:30
about him
and that QuicK Stop boy?
:14:35
Are you even supposed
to be here today?
:14:36
Don`t get me started.
:14:38
Hey, can`t we do something...
:14:39
about those two stoners
hanging around...
:14:41
outside the store all the time?
:14:42
Why? What`d they do now?
:14:43
l`m trying to watch
``Clash of the Titans``...
:14:45
and all l can hear
is those two...
:14:46
screaming about Morris Day
at the top of their lungs.
:14:48
l thought the fat one
didn`t really talK that much.
:14:50
What, am l producing
an A&E biography about them?
:14:53
Uh, two pacKs of wraps.
:14:55
Yo, how was the service?
:14:56
What service?
:14:58
The one at the Unitarian church
last weeK...
:15:00
where you two got married
to each other.
:15:02
What the hell
are you talKing about?
:15:04
Jay said you guys had
a ``Star Wars`` theme wedding...
:15:05
and you tied the Knot
dressed liKe Stormtroopers.
:15:07
And he says you`re the bitch,
and you`re the butch.
:15:10
l`m the bitch?
:15:11
Well, if we were gay,
that`s the way l`d see it.
:15:13
Will you shut up?
:15:14
BOY: Holy shit, dude.
:15:15
The honeymoon`s over.
:15:17
Oh, that does it.
:15:18
l am going to do something
about these two stoner fucKs...
:15:20
l should`ve done
a long time ago.
:15:22
Whoa!
:15:24
What the fucK, Serpico?
What`d we do?
:15:26
We got a report of two guys...
:15:27
hanging around outside
a store selling pot.
:15:30
We don`t smoKe pot, yo.
:15:32
No pot, huh?
What do you use this for?
:15:34
What? l have a wiping problem.
:15:35
l sticK those
little pieces of paper...
:15:37
up my brown eye and bam!
:15:38
No shit stains in my undies.
:15:40
What, you don`t believe me?
Let me show you.
:15:41
ChecK this shit out.
Spread my cheeKs...
:15:43
so that he can see
the fucKing stinK nuggets.
:15:46
Pull up your fucKing pants,
sir--now!
:15:48
{Farts}
:15:49
OFFlCER:
Let`s go. Let`s go.
:15:51
We`re going down to the station.
:15:53
JAY: What, is it a fucKing
crime to fart? MotherfucKer!
:15:56
BRODlE: No fucking way.
:15:58
Dante and Randall slapped you
with a restraining order?