:15:00
where you two got married
to each other.
:15:02
What the hell
are you talKing about?
:15:04
Jay said you guys had
a ``Star Wars`` theme wedding...
:15:05
and you tied the Knot
dressed liKe Stormtroopers.
:15:07
And he says you`re the bitch,
and you`re the butch.
:15:10
l`m the bitch?
:15:11
Well, if we were gay,
that`s the way l`d see it.
:15:13
Will you shut up?
:15:14
BOY: Holy shit, dude.
:15:15
The honeymoon`s over.
:15:17
Oh, that does it.
:15:18
l am going to do something
about these two stoner fucKs...
:15:20
l should`ve done
a long time ago.
:15:22
Whoa!
:15:24
What the fucK, Serpico?
What`d we do?
:15:26
We got a report of two guys...
:15:27
hanging around outside
a store selling pot.
:15:30
We don`t smoKe pot, yo.
:15:32
No pot, huh?
What do you use this for?
:15:34
What? l have a wiping problem.
:15:35
l sticK those
little pieces of paper...
:15:37
up my brown eye and bam!
:15:38
No shit stains in my undies.
:15:40
What, you don`t believe me?
Let me show you.
:15:41
ChecK this shit out.
Spread my cheeKs...
:15:43
so that he can see
the fucKing stinK nuggets.
:15:46
Pull up your fucKing pants,
sir--now!
:15:48
{Farts}
:15:49
OFFlCER:
Let`s go. Let`s go.
:15:51
We`re going down to the station.
:15:53
JAY: What, is it a fucKing
crime to fart? MotherfucKer!
:15:56
BRODlE: No fucking way.
:15:58
Dante and Randall slapped you
with a restraining order?
:16:01
Ain`t that about a bitch?
:16:02
So, are you going to abide
by the court`s ruling...
:16:04
or are you going to go
``Bandit,`` Reynolds style?
:16:06
JA Y: TheJudge said if we
go within a hundred feet...
:16:08
of the stores,
we get thrown into County.
:16:10
You know what they
make you do in County?
:16:12
Toss the salad.
:16:14
l guess if you guys
really wanted...
:16:15
to hang out in front
of a convenience store...
:16:16
you couldJust
buy your own now...
:16:17
what with all that money
you guys made.
:16:19
Hell, yeah, bitch.
:16:21
Wait a sec. What money?
:16:22
The money from the ``Bluntman
and Chronic`` movie.
:16:28
Oh, my God. Don`t tell me
you have no idea...
:16:31
there`s a movie being made...
:16:32
of the comic you two
were the basis for.
:16:35
What? Since when?
:16:37
Here`s the pulse, all right?
:16:40
And this is your finger--
:16:41
far from the pulse,
jammed straight up your ass.
:16:44
Say, would you like
a chocolate-covered pretzel?
:16:48
You see, Kids,
if you read ``Wizard``...
:16:52
you`d Know that it`s
the top story this month.
:16:53
ChecK it out.
:16:57
JA Y: When the fuck
did this happen?
:16:59
BRODlE: Well, after ``X-Men``
hit at the box office...