Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Ain`t that about a bitch?
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So, are you going to abide
by the court`s ruling...

:16:04
or are you going to go
``Bandit,`` Reynolds style?

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JA Y: TheJudge said if we
go within a hundred feet...

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of the stores,
we get thrown into County.

:16:10
You know what they
make you do in County?

:16:12
Toss the salad.
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l guess if you guys
really wanted...

:16:15
to hang out in front
of a convenience store...

:16:16
you couldJust
buy your own now...

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what with all that money
you guys made.

:16:19
Hell, yeah, bitch.
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Wait a sec. What money?
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The money from the ``Bluntman
and Chronic`` movie.

:16:28
Oh, my God. Don`t tell me
you have no idea...

:16:31
there`s a movie being made...
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of the comic you two
were the basis for.

:16:35
What? Since when?
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Here`s the pulse, all right?
:16:40
And this is your finger--
:16:41
far from the pulse,
jammed straight up your ass.

:16:44
Say, would you like
a chocolate-covered pretzel?

:16:48
You see, Kids,
if you read ``Wizard``...

:16:52
you`d Know that it`s
the top story this month.

:16:53
ChecK it out.
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JA Y: When the fuck
did this happen?

:16:59
BRODlE: Well, after ``X-Men``
hit at the box office...

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all the studios
started buying up...

:17:03
every comic property
they could get...

:17:04
their dirty little hands on.
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Miramax optioned
``Bluntman and Chronic.``

:17:08
Miramax? l thought they only
made classy pictures...

:17:10
liKe ``The Piano``
or ``The Crying Game.``

:17:14
Yeah, well, once they made
``She`s All That``...

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everything went to hell.
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So you`re saying you haven`t
gotten a monetary cut...

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of the movie?
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Didn`t Holden McNeil
and Banky Edwards...

:17:21
used to pay you liKeness
rights for the comic booK?

:17:23
We haven`t seen a fucKing dime
for no movie.

:17:26
Well, boys, l`m no lawyer,
but l thinK Holden and Banky...

:17:28
owe you some of that
proverbial phat cash.

:17:31
lfl was you guys,
l would find Holden McNeil...

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and asK for my movie checK.
:17:35
Shit, yeah.
We gots to get paid.

:17:38
And on that note,
we cue the music.

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-Mat mat mat
-L-L-lum

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-Mat mat mat
-Lip la

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-Mat mat mat
-L-L-lum

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-Mat mat meal
-Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma

:17:56
Well...
:17:57
looK at these morose
motherfucKers right here.


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