Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Who?
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You Know, those Kids
from ``Good Will Hunting.``

:20:03
You mean that fucKing movie
with MorK from OrK in it?

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Yeah, l wasn`t
a big fan, either...

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but AfflecK was the bomb
in ``Phantoms.``

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Word, bitch. ``Phantoms```
liKe a motherfucKer.

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What`s up now?
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{CracKs necK}
Ahem. All right.

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So, here we go. Now, this
is the shoot-bacK section.

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This is where the people
who read the news...

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get to chime in
with their TWo cents.

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For example,
we got a guy here...

:20:22
with the chicK magnet
net handle ``Wompa One``...

:20:25
opining on what he thinks
about ``Bluntman and Chronic. ``

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He says, ``Bluntman and Chronic
and their stupid alter egos...

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``Jay and Silent Bob only work
in small doses, if at all.

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``They don`t deserve
their own movie. ``

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-He`s got a point.
-FucK him.

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What`s the next one say?
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This is entitled ``FucK Them
Up Their Stupid Asses.``

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```Bluntman and Chronic` is
the worst comic l ever read.

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``Jay and Silent Bob
are stupid characters--

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``a couple of stoners who spout
dumb-ass catch phrases...

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``liKe a third-rate
Cheech and Chong...

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``or Bill and Ted.
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``FucK Jay and Silent Bob.
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``FucK them
up their stupid asses.``

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Who the fucK said that shit?
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A guy who calls himself
``Magnolia Fan.``

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All right, here,
check this one out.

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``Jay and Silent Bob
are one-noteJokes...

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``that only stoners laugh at.
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``They`re fucKing clown shoes.``
Mmm.

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``lf they were real, l`d beat
the shit out of them...

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``for being so stupid.
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``l, for one, will be
boycotting this movie.

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``Who`s with me?``
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Then there`s, liKe,
fifty more posts...

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of people who are joining
Spartacus`s here boycott.

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l`m gonna Kill all these fucKs.
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Let it go, man. They`re
not talKing about you guys.

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They`re talKing about
Bluntman and Chronic.

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They said Jay and Silent Bob.
They used our real names.

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lt doesn`t matter if there`s
a comic booK version of us...

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and a real version...
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because no one Knows
we`re real in real life.

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Really?
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All these people
reading that shit...

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thinK the real
Jay and Silent Bob...

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are a couple jerKoffs...
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because of what all
these dicKheads are writing...

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about the comic booK
Jay and Silent Bob.

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Maybe one night
me and Lunch Box are out...

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we`re macKin` some chicK
and shit, and she`s, liKe...

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``Ooh, l wanna sucK
youse guys` dicKs off``...

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and she`s, like,
``What`s your names?``

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And l`m, liKe,
``Jay and Silent Bob.``

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Reco`nize.
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And she`s liKe, ``Oh,
l`ve read on the lnternet...

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``that fucKin` youse guys...
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``are a couple of little
fucKin` jerKoffs.``

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And then she goes and sucKs two
other guys` dicKs off instead.


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