:21:00
``that only stoners laugh at.
:21:02
``They`re fucKing clown shoes.``
Mmm.
:21:05
``lf they were real, l`d beat
the shit out of them...
:21:07
``for being so stupid.
:21:08
``l, for one, will be
boycotting this movie.
:21:10
``Who`s with me?``
:21:11
Then there`s, liKe,
fifty more posts...
:21:13
of people who are joining
Spartacus`s here boycott.
:21:15
l`m gonna Kill all these fucKs.
:21:18
Let it go, man. They`re
not talKing about you guys.
:21:20
They`re talKing about
Bluntman and Chronic.
:21:22
They said Jay and Silent Bob.
They used our real names.
:21:27
lt doesn`t matter if there`s
a comic booK version of us...
:21:28
and a real version...
:21:30
because no one Knows
we`re real in real life.
:21:32
Really?
:21:33
All these people
reading that shit...
:21:34
thinK the real
Jay and Silent Bob...
:21:35
are a couple jerKoffs...
:21:36
because of what all
these dicKheads are writing...
:21:38
about the comic booK
Jay and Silent Bob.
:21:40
Maybe one night
me and Lunch Box are out...
:21:42
we`re macKin` some chicK
and shit, and she`s, liKe...
:21:44
``Ooh, l wanna sucK
youse guys` dicKs off``...
:21:47
and she`s, like,
``What`s your names?``
:21:49
And l`m, liKe,
``Jay and Silent Bob.``
:21:50
Reco`nize.
:21:51
And she`s liKe, ``Oh,
l`ve read on the lnternet...
:21:53
``that fucKin` youse guys...
:21:54
``are a couple of little
fucKin` jerKoffs.``
:21:56
And then she goes and sucKs two
other guys` dicKs off instead.
:22:00
Well, fucK that.
We gotta put a stop...
:22:02
to these fucKin` hateful
sons of bitches...
:22:04
before they ruin our good names.
:22:06
First of all, l don`t Know
how good your names are.
:22:08
Second of all, there`s
not much you can do...
:22:09
about stopping this bile.
:22:10
The lnternet has given
everyone in America a voice...
:22:12
and evidently, everyone
in America has chosen...
:22:14
to use that voice
to bitch about movies.
:22:15
As long as there`s a ``Bluntman
and Chronic`` movie...
:22:17
the net nerds are gonna
have something negative...
:22:19
to say about it.
:22:20
Well, wait a second.
:22:21
lf there wasn`t a ``Bluntman
and Chronic`` movie...
:22:23
then those fucKers
wouldn`t be saying shit...
:22:25
about Jay and Silent Bob,
right?
:22:27
They`re not saying
anything about you now, OK?
:22:29
They`re talKing about
fictional characters.
:22:31
Fictional characters.
:22:34
Am l--am l getting
through to you at all?
:22:36
So all we gotta do is go stop...
:22:38
the fucKin` movie
from gettin` made.
:22:40
Yeah, and forego the hundreds
of thousands of dollars...
:22:43
that you two would be
entitled to in the process.
:22:45
What are you, fucKing retarded?
:22:46
l don`t think
l`m alone in the world...
:22:48
in imagining this flick
may be the worst idea...
:22:50
since Greedo shooting first.
:22:52
You Know, it--
a Jay and Silent Bob movie?
:22:55
Who would pay to see that?