:22:00
Well, fucK that.
We gotta put a stop...
:22:02
to these fucKin` hateful
sons of bitches...
:22:04
before they ruin our good names.
:22:06
First of all, l don`t Know
how good your names are.
:22:08
Second of all, there`s
not much you can do...
:22:09
about stopping this bile.
:22:10
The lnternet has given
everyone in America a voice...
:22:12
and evidently, everyone
in America has chosen...
:22:14
to use that voice
to bitch about movies.
:22:15
As long as there`s a ``Bluntman
and Chronic`` movie...
:22:17
the net nerds are gonna
have something negative...
:22:19
to say about it.
:22:20
Well, wait a second.
:22:21
lf there wasn`t a ``Bluntman
and Chronic`` movie...
:22:23
then those fucKers
wouldn`t be saying shit...
:22:25
about Jay and Silent Bob,
right?
:22:27
They`re not saying
anything about you now, OK?
:22:29
They`re talKing about
fictional characters.
:22:31
Fictional characters.
:22:34
Am l--am l getting
through to you at all?
:22:36
So all we gotta do is go stop...
:22:38
the fucKin` movie
from gettin` made.
:22:40
Yeah, and forego the hundreds
of thousands of dollars...
:22:43
that you two would be
entitled to in the process.
:22:45
What are you, fucKing retarded?
:22:46
l don`t think
l`m alone in the world...
:22:48
in imagining this flick
may be the worst idea...
:22:50
since Greedo shooting first.
:22:52
You Know, it--
a Jay and Silent Bob movie?
:22:55
Who would pay to see that?
:23:02
But, since it
appears inevitable...
:23:04
l recommend that you guys
go hunt Banky down...
:23:06
and get yo` mother-fucKin`
movie checK...
:23:08
as you so succinctly put it...
:23:09
`cause that`s
what`s important, right?
:23:11
Um, no, Holden McNeil.
:23:13
The important thing here
is a fuckin` bunch...
:23:15
of motherfucKers
we don`t even Know...
:23:17
callin` us assholes
on the lnternet...
:23:19
to teenagers and guys
who can`t even get laid.
:23:22
Puttin` a stop to that
is the most important thing...
:23:24
we could ever do.
:23:25
So when`s this movie
gettin` made?
:23:27
Uh, they start this Friday.
:23:28
So if today`s Tuesday,
that gives us...
:23:34
Eight days.
:23:35
Uh, three by my count,
but close.
:23:37
JA Y: Right.
:23:38
My bad.
:23:39
Three days to stop
that fucKin` stupid movie...
:23:42
from gettin` made.
Come on, Silent Bob.
:23:44
We`re goin` to Hollywood.