:23:02
But, since it
appears inevitable...
:23:04
l recommend that you guys
go hunt Banky down...
:23:06
and get yo` mother-fucKin`
movie checK...
:23:08
as you so succinctly put it...
:23:09
`cause that`s
what`s important, right?
:23:11
Um, no, Holden McNeil.
:23:13
The important thing here
is a fuckin` bunch...
:23:15
of motherfucKers
we don`t even Know...
:23:17
callin` us assholes
on the lnternet...
:23:19
to teenagers and guys
who can`t even get laid.
:23:22
Puttin` a stop to that
is the most important thing...
:23:24
we could ever do.
:23:25
So when`s this movie
gettin` made?
:23:27
Uh, they start this Friday.
:23:28
So if today`s Tuesday,
that gives us...
:23:34
Eight days.
:23:35
Uh, three by my count,
but close.
:23:37
JA Y: Right.
:23:38
My bad.
:23:39
Three days to stop
that fucKin` stupid movie...
:23:42
from gettin` made.
Come on, Silent Bob.
:23:44
We`re goin` to Hollywood.
:24:06
TicKets?
:24:07
Since when did they start
charging for the bus?
:24:09
Didn`t we used
to ride that shit...
:24:11
to school every morning
for free?
:24:16
This sucKs balls, man.
:24:18
How come we
ain`t gettin` no rides?
:24:20
HlTCHHlKER: `Cause you`re
doing it all wrong.
:24:24
You gotta give the driver
a little incentive.
:24:27
LiKe how?
:24:29
LiKe this...
:24:32
Yeah, but what happens
when they picK you up...
:24:34
and you don`t maKe
with the head?
:24:35
Don`t they KicK your ass
to the curb?
:24:37
Sure, if you don`t
maKe with the head.
:24:43
Yeah. Hey, if it`ll get me...
:24:45
a couple of hundred miles
across the country...
:24:47
l`ll taKe a shot in the mouth.
:24:49
Yeah, but we ain`t gay.
:24:51
Don`t be so suburban.
lt`s the new millennium.
:24:55
Gay, straight--
it`s all the same now.
:24:58
There are no more lines.