:24:06
TicKets?
:24:07
Since when did they start
charging for the bus?
:24:09
Didn`t we used
to ride that shit...
:24:11
to school every morning
for free?
:24:16
This sucKs balls, man.
:24:18
How come we
ain`t gettin` no rides?
:24:20
HlTCHHlKER: `Cause you`re
doing it all wrong.
:24:24
You gotta give the driver
a little incentive.
:24:27
LiKe how?
:24:29
LiKe this...
:24:32
Yeah, but what happens
when they picK you up...
:24:34
and you don`t maKe
with the head?
:24:35
Don`t they KicK your ass
to the curb?
:24:37
Sure, if you don`t
maKe with the head.
:24:43
Yeah. Hey, if it`ll get me...
:24:45
a couple of hundred miles
across the country...
:24:47
l`ll taKe a shot in the mouth.
:24:49
Yeah, but we ain`t gay.
:24:51
Don`t be so suburban.
lt`s the new millennium.
:24:55
Gay, straight--
it`s all the same now.
:24:58
There are no more lines.
:25:00
Well, there`s a line, and on
this side of it, we ain`t gay.
:25:04
Hey, all the hitchers do this.
:25:06
Why do you thinK
people picK us up?
:25:08
lf you get a ride,
it`s expected.
:25:10
l don`t care who the driver is.
:25:12
lt`s the first rule in the booK.
:25:15
What booK?
:25:17
The unwritten booK of the road.
:25:22
{Horn honKs}
:25:35
Follow the rules
of the booK...
:25:37
and you get where
you`re going in no time.
:25:40
Excuse me.
:25:47
{Horn honKing}
:25:53
{Tires screech}
:25:55
{Horn honKs}