Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:26:05
SlNGER: l don`t care
ifit rains or freezes

:26:08
You both don`t have
to sit bacK there.

:26:10
Why doesn`t one of you
come sit next to me?

:26:19
Where are you boys from?
:26:21
JA Y: New Jersey, but we`re
on our way to Hollywood.

:26:23
Oh, Hollywood, huh?
That`s a long ways away.

:26:26
Yeah. ThanK God
you picKed us up.

:26:29
Well, do unto others.
That`s what the BooK says.

:26:32
Wait a sec.
You follow the booK, too?

:26:34
l live my life by it.
:26:36
You?
:26:38
NUN: Of course. So...
:26:39
you live by the BooK, too?
:26:42
Well, you picKed us up,
didn`t you?

:26:43
l gotta.
:26:44
Well, that`s good to hear.
:26:47
But it`s a lot easier to say
that you live by the BooK...

:26:50
than to actually do it.
:26:53
Can you do it?
:26:55
All right.
:26:59
JA Y: Mmm, mmm.
:27:01
{Nun screams}
:27:04
-NUN: Whoa!
-[Thud]

:27:15
l can`t believe this shit.
:27:16
Five hours
and not a single ride.

:27:18
Every day people
hitch to Hollywood...

:27:19
to stop studios from
maKing films about `em...

:27:21
but when you and me try it...
:27:22
it`s liKe we`re trapped
in a fucKin` cartoon.

:27:25
{Horn honKs}
:27:37
{Ruff ruff ruff}
:27:40
ZoinKs, yo.
:27:42
Now we can finally
solve the mystery...

:27:43
of the hitchhiKing ghouls.
:27:45
Pull off their masKs and
let`s see who they really are.

:27:47
l don`t thinK they are masKs.
:27:48
DAPHNE: And l don`t think...
:27:49
that they`re hitchhiKing
girls, either.

:27:51
Ghouls, you fucKin` moron,
not girls.

:27:54
l wish they were
hitchhiKing girls--

:27:56
sexy hitchhiKing girls.
:27:58
FRED: Let`s kick `em out.
:27:59
We`ve got a mystery to solve.

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