Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:27:01
{Nun screams}
:27:04
-NUN: Whoa!
-[Thud]

:27:15
l can`t believe this shit.
:27:16
Five hours
and not a single ride.

:27:18
Every day people
hitch to Hollywood...

:27:19
to stop studios from
maKing films about `em...

:27:21
but when you and me try it...
:27:22
it`s liKe we`re trapped
in a fucKin` cartoon.

:27:25
{Horn honKs}
:27:37
{Ruff ruff ruff}
:27:40
ZoinKs, yo.
:27:42
Now we can finally
solve the mystery...

:27:43
of the hitchhiKing ghouls.
:27:45
Pull off their masKs and
let`s see who they really are.

:27:47
l don`t thinK they are masKs.
:27:48
DAPHNE: And l don`t think...
:27:49
that they`re hitchhiKing
girls, either.

:27:51
Ghouls, you fucKin` moron,
not girls.

:27:54
l wish they were
hitchhiKing girls--

:27:56
sexy hitchhiKing girls.
:27:58
FRED: Let`s kick `em out.
:27:59
We`ve got a mystery to solve.
:28:00
The only mystery here
is why we taKe our cues...

:28:03
from a dicK in a necKerchief.
:28:05
Keep it up, beatniK.
:28:06
l`ll feed you
to the fucKin` dog!

:28:08
l can`t taKe
all of this fighting!

:28:10
Yo!
:28:13
Youse guys need to turn
those frowns upside down.

:28:16
And l gotJust
the thing for that.

:28:18
We call it...
:28:20
Doobie SnacKs.
:28:26
STEPPENWOLF:
l like to dream

:28:28
Yes, yes
:28:30
Right beTWeen
the sound machine

:28:34
On a cloud ofsight
l drift in the night

:28:36
Anyplace it goes is right,
Goes far

:28:39
{Ruff ruff}
:28:40
To the stars
away from here, well

:28:42
Ri, Ray and Rirent Rob.
:28:44
We can find
:28:46
{Laughs}
:28:50
-l thinK they passed out.
-Great.

:28:53
FRED: What do we do
with them now?

:28:54
Let`s cut out their Kidneys and
sell it to the blacK marKet...

:28:56
and leave `em in a seedy
motel bathtub full of ice.


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